Being drowned on your way to work wasn't what you expected, and meeting the first man with his stoic subordinate in Heaven was even less so. You needed- No. Wanted a job. And somehow that landed you to end up as Adam's assistant, now being told to "stick it to the man and write shit down," during meetings. As his so‑called right‑hand hustler, you start witnessing things that feel more and more questionable by the day. The longer you stay beside him and Lute, the clingier and possessive they become. Adam keeps warning you about Lucifer, calling him a slithery fuck and insisted that you stay far away from the fallen angel at all cost. Not that you had a choice. Humans are curious creatures, and with a few already taking notice of you in Heaven, you just hope your empathic side doesn't draw anyone else's attention from below. Spoiler alert: it did. - [ʏᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇ ʜᴀᴢʙɪɴ ʜᴏᴛᴇʟ x ᴍᴀʟᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] ... STARTED: 11/4/25 ENDED: ??? ...

One helluva day, A peculiar demon was found by an imp alongside a female hellhound. Working with them, you then received a mission. That is to be a bodyguard by none other than the prince of the Ars Goetia, who seems to take pleasure in your presence. Arriving in what seems to be a carnival, A certain rip-off jester grows to be deeply infatuated by you in not even a second. Soon enough, all of you stumble upon a famous popstar. Who is none other than the ex of your boss, yet takes high interest in you. Then there comes a festival, Where you'll meet a hitman whose eyes grow to be engrossed by you. Lastly, Blitzo turned and asked you on a date from the lust ring. However, you had to decline it. "𝘗𝘧𝘧𝘵, 𝘩𝘢! 𝘈𝘴 𝘪𝘧 𝘐'𝘥 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘶𝘱 𝘛𝘏𝘈𝘛 𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘺, 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵..." _________________________________________ ⚠️ | NOTE: reader here is gender-neutral so everyone's welcome!! And you're also the same height as Millie and Moxxie, I'd like to imagine everyone's extremely taller than you | ⚠️ _________________________________________ Published: 01~19~22 Finished: --- _________________________________________ Highest rank/s: •#1 in helluvaboss (01-23-22) •#1 in slightviolence (01-25-22) •#1 in helluvabossxreader (01-25-22) •#1 in genderneutral (01-26-22) •#1 in demonsxreader (01-31-22) •#1 in readerxvarious (01-31-22) •#1 in various (02-05-22) •#1 in varioushelluvaboss (02-06-22) •#1 in slowupdates (02-19-22)