Judas x Jesus Jesus and Judas get heated.

You are a young hard worker that has traveled around the globe, can speak 30 languages and knows what to do. Your boss is a Muscular Green Beauty that starts to spend more and more time with you. Could it be love for you, for once? NOTE: THIS BOOK IS FOR EPIC GAMERS. IF YOU'VE BEATEN HEROBRINE OR THE ENDER DRAGON, COME ON IN.

so my friend was like "Ayyy Marro can you like write a fanfic where Satan and Jesus is fucking even though God told them not to?" and I was like "ehhh... I dunno" yet here I am. Keep in mind i'm not even remotely religious and don't take offense by this story cus they're basically fictional characters made up by humanity so like shush if you take offense and fuck off lol - edit// Why am I doing this to myself lmAo I feel so bad for literally anyone checking my page its all shitty meme stories ffs im disappointed in myself

I'm sorry

when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this is a crackhead story. sorry

The journeys of jake through his state farm adventures. Cover by @raedowg

I need serious mental help. This is not ok.

SpongeBob has a rap battle with Miley Cyrus. When Miley finds out that SpongeBob has epic rapping skills, she wants her revenge. So what does she do? She uses her wrecking ball to destroy Bikini Bottom. Can SpongeBob stop her before it's too late?

Jesus and Satan are mortal enemies...or are they?

= Don't take this seriously, it's a joke book for people who CAN TAKE A JOKE. = - I do not mean to be insensitive to any religious people, I wrote it as a joke for others to also enjoy :v - = Don't take this seriously, it's a joke book for people who CAN TAKE A JOKE. =