You want to fuck the icecream man

You are a newly hired to work in the White House kitchen and one day, you finally get the chance to meet the man you have been crushing on, Joe Biden. Once you meet him, things take an exciting and unexpected turn. Note: In this story Biden is already president. Also this is my first story so it's obviously going to suck and I'm sorry. I just had to write it for any Daddy Joe lovers out there. Warning: There will be eventual smut. I basically wrote this because I'm a hoe for Joe.

very hot indeed no i'm not a trumpet, but that debate had some serious sexual tension going on like 🥵

Nutrition Facts: Serving Size (1) Laughs (284) Laughs From Bad Jokes (69%) Caution[!] This product may contain poorly written smut. {Co-written with Twisted Reshi http://www.wattpad.com/user/TwistedReshi}