Cursed books you should never read like me
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what are we?//a dora and diego story by carmielatootie
carmielatootie
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dora and diego's twisted love. #dora #doraanddiego #diego #romance #comedy #love #funny
peppa pig x dora the explorer  by kagstoes
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im doing this because im bored and lets be real here, we all stan this ship
I Found the Lamb Sauce (Gordon Ramsay x Reader) by boxesareforwinners
boxesareforwinners
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You can actually cook, good for you. Now you can cook in front of Gordon Ramsay. And now you're 27 with no say in this. --- You glanced over at the other contestants. They're all professionals. A sweat formed onto your face. As the food you have to cook was slowly revealed, you wondered about the challenge.
Shrek X Obama by chillsoda
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Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.
They Sold Me To A Mafia Family by Agateophobia
Agateophobia
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A girl name Jade was sold by a mafia family cause of her parents in debt. To able to pay it all she has to live with that family where she cooks and sometimes cleans. She meets the maifa's son Aiden who she pretty wells get along with. Will she able to live with them or would she try to run away. Or could this be the started of someting new.
Donald Trump x Joe Biden by iconsumebread
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I am so sorry, you are probably here from my comment on TikTok
jesus x reader by awkwardity
awkwardity
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Welp
Irresistible Attraction by sweetchoclate9
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The Devil met his Angel. Zachary Reynold Knight is dominating, arrogant, billionaire playboy and CEO of Knight Inc.,. He is simply called the devil. Girls literally worship the land he walks and he likes it... no loves it. He uses them and throws them like crap. He is well known for his playboy ways and his cold demanor. But all that changes on one raining night. The night he becomes the shining armor of the beautiful, innocent and naive angel, Amelia. That claims his heart from the first sight and he wants to remain her knight forever. He is determined to make her his and only his even if it means blackmailing her . The beautiful cover by: Sweetblast
The Hat Fic by theshadesofmay
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STOP. THIS IS NOT THE PHANFIC. IF YOU CANNOT PAUSE FOR FIVE SECONDS TO READ THE DESCRIPTION, THEN I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR COMMENTS. I'M NOT CHANGING THE DAMN TITLE JUST BECAUSE YOU WONT READ THE DESCRIPTION. - This is the story of a man named Matthew Hoopes and his hat. Hoopes' hat becomes posessed and tries to tame Matthew Thiessen's ramen noodle hair. Together, along with their friends Cola and Sahara, they must work to put an end to the red hat and save Matt's majestic hair.
The Milk Fic by BlurGorillaz
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Title: Milk. Pairing: Ryden. Rating: NC-17. Word Count: ~3500. Warnings: Enema, choking, rimjob, BDSM relationship with previously established safewords. Summary: Ryan knows what he has to endure in order to get the reward. Brendon knows that he has to go slowly. "What all these people are doing is not aggressive; they are inventing new possibilities of pleasure with strange parts of their body - through the eroticization of the body." (NOT MINE READ AT OWN RISK)