The last thing Phil expected to happen when taking the long way through the woods was becoming a father to a strange pig child, but here we are. Basically just a pig ol pile of angst with some wholesome shenanigans in between. This fanfic does not include ships, that would be weird, don't ship real people, you fool.

The story cover isn't mine.

Wilbur centric SBI adoption AU. Wilbur Soot has been in the foster system for ten years and thirteen homes filled with drugs, abuse and neglect. So when Phil decides to foster him along with his two sons, Wilbur isn't expecting any different. Was in my oneshot angst book but it got too long so this is existing.

• SLEEPY BOIS VILLAIN AU • "Tubbo! We have a job for you!" "What is it?" "We need you to go undercover for us! And get information on the Sleepy Bois" "Wait why me?! Aren't their better people?" "No, you are the easiest to talk to. Just say hi and they will love you." "Okay, I'll do it. Dream" ------- Dream has asked Tubbo to go undercover to get information on the villains in town the Sleepy Bois. What will happen when Tubbo gets attached? Will he keep on selling out the Sleepy Bois? Would he betray Dream? ----- THIS STORY IS BASED off of one of Smol_Celestial15's oneshots called 'befriend the enemy' go check them out! • This will have spelling mistakes •

Remake/ Series Start : Pushed into Your World (Click on my Profile if interested) When a two fifteenth century teenagers follow a mysterious singer, they get sucked into a world of magic they never knew. Tommy thought this would just be another day of skipping lessons with his clingy neighbor, but boy was he wrong. <><><> Thank you @px_kai for the title suggestion! Go follow them, they are brilliant. <><><> ------->If anyone mentioned is uncomfortable with my writings, I will write them out. If they are one of the main characters then I will do my best and if that doesn't work, delete my story. These are real people after all. <--------- <><><> All A/N besides ken rant have been moved to one ultimate A/N Chapter. Check there for future updates on stuff and reader participation <><><> 1K reads - 1/10/21 (Thanks you guys so much!) 2K Reads - 2/11/21 (E) 3K Reads - (Around) 3/1/21 (But why? Thanks but why) 4K Reads - 3/21/21 (I need to update more) 5K Reads - 4/5/21 (Please Motivation come back) <><><> Best Tags : 13th in Tommy 12/22/20 (On my birthday :D) 14th in Mythological ! 12/22/20 (Also my birthday pogggg) 45th in Philza 1/7/21 19th in SleepyBoysInc 1/7/21 10th in Mythological 1/10/21 8th in SleepyBoysInc 1/21/21 12th in Awsamdude 3/23/21 <><><> Cover art was a photo found on the internet then edited to look like a drawing. The photo was NOT taken by me :)

Fed up with how he has been living the past 13 years of his life, Tommy tries to find a way to escape. When his 'plans' fail and CPS gets called on him, he makes a break for it. He finds himself lost, surrounded by a forest of trees, just barely scraping by. He met a few people along the way, who just happened to change everything, despite how much he doesn't want it too. He tries to see the good in himself that the people, Phil, Techno, and Wilbur see in him. Of course, he meets other people along the way, but just like his parents, they didn't seem to stick around. ________________________________________________ this is a life story about tommy, starting from age 13, and him growing up. there will be a list of TW's in each header of a new chapter!

MCYT AU! - TW: there are suicide mentions so read at your own discretion - - no nsfw (obviously) started: 21 October 2020 ended: 23 April 2021 [This is so old and shitty I'm actually going to explode if someone votes for a chapter again]

Sleepybois inc ghost AU (+Tubbo) coverart by maelicgrn on twoucan Most definitely inspired by @WolfyTheWitch on twitter. A Wilbur x reader. Discontinued super sorry ily all<3

tommyinnit is a happy obnoxiously loud 16 year old. or at least that's how he appears to the virtual world... when a tragedy strikes his home, how's he supposed to react? who can he go to? this story is about tommy wilbur and techno and their struggles.Keep in mind that there is sensitive content and mature topics. it's very angsty so if that's not what u like then you've come to the wrong spot my friends. anyways enjoyyyy!!! (cover art is not mine if you know the artist please tell me and i'll put it here) also there will be no sexualizing of any sort in this book, no smut no nothing, this is just a bromance and if any of the people in here expressed discomfort for this type of fanfic then i'd take it down right away.