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![Gorgeous Gordy [Gordon Ramsay x Reader (Lemon)] by RottenDecayingLemons](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/112995844-256-k228080.jpg)
RottenDecayingLemons
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"Are you bloody stupid?!" -Gordon Ramsay in every episode of Hell's Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares.
And yes, yes I am.
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StevieStill
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** Disclaimer: I wrote this a little while back, but currently (6/13/20), everything is so fucking awful that I can't joke about this anymore **
A romance we'd all suspect.
Donald J. Trump eats at Gordon Ramsay's restaurant, and what happens next is beautiful.
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ssiimmpppp
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biden x trump fic hoho
pls dont judge, i wrote this at 2 am for a friend
also this is my first time writing a smut
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nevillesmothertoad
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Trump and Biden smut. Don't take this seriously btw 😭😭
Starring Fred and George Weasley, and Trisha Paytas
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SuzuyaJuuzuo
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Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.