if i ever write anymore, it's gonna be on ao3. the writing in this absolutely sucks so have fun reading i guess, i know you are here for the smut

𝗧𝘄𝗼 𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝗻𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲, 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗳𝘂𝗹

[DISCONTINUED] A collection of schlttbr one shots. Writing in the first two chapters are of a different style to the rest of the oneshots. I don't write these anymore.

--- the first words your soulmate says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body. the words appear on your 20th birthday. johnathan "j" schlatt is a tired, sarcastic, broke, coffee-addicted second year business major with a habit of chewing pens and smoking cigarettes. he doesn't want a soulmate, so he keeps quiet. wilbur soot is in love the moment he hears him speak. --- •schlattbur college/soulmate au •usually wilbur-oriented •includes some background ships •lowercase intentional [highest tags - #9 trooper ; #48 schlattbur] !!! MOST LIKELY DISCONTINUED !!! - edited on 5/27/21 to remove techno's real name :] if i'm gonna keep this up, the least i can do is respect that boundary

cover was made by @Dark-Shady it is so cool and epic isn't it? yes it is thank you for letting me use this :') I'm rewriting this because the original was just awful. this is a WilburSoot x Jschlatt fanfiction. don't read it if you don't want to. please keep in mind that I do not ship anyone in this book in real life, nor do I condone the shipping of real-life people. additionally, anyone hybrid-themed does have such features: Slimecicle is a slime hybrid, Cscoop is a fish hybrid, Schlatt is a ram hybrid, etc. this book has implied abuse and talks about eating disorders a lot, please continue with caution. lowercase implied.

"i'm just not that hungry, big man." "tommy, you haven't been hungry for weeks now." tw for mentions of eating disorders, depression, and anxiety. lowercase intended.

Tommy and Tubbo have always been super close... Though not biologically related they were both adopted into a very... rough family... Tommy and Tubbo will go walk through hell and heaven together in the name of family... And that meant each other.

tommyinnit is a happy obnoxiously loud 16 year old. or at least that's how he appears to the virtual world... when a tragedy strikes his home, how's he supposed to react? who can he go to? this story is about tommy wilbur and techno and their struggles.Keep in mind that there is sensitive content and mature topics. it's very angsty so if that's not what u like then you've come to the wrong spot my friends. anyways enjoyyyy!!! (cover art is not mine if you know the artist please tell me and i'll put it here) also there will be no sexualizing of any sort in this book, no smut no nothing, this is just a bromance and if any of the people in here expressed discomfort for this type of fanfic then i'd take it down right away.

DISCONTINUED Sleepy Bois Inc+ Tubbo Fanfic This is just your casual fanfic about the sleepy bois (and Tubbo) inc * * * In a sudden turn if events, right around the corner of winter, Philza finds himself the savor of four children, all who seem to have come from dangerous or neglectful households. Remembering his own struggles of growing up orphaned, Philza vows to never allow a single thing to happen to these children, and he sets off to raise them as a single father. Though, it seems being a family is a lot harder than it was first made out to be. As winter progresses, a deathly beast prowls around the corner and tensions set in between family members. With Techno muttering to himself and taking up sudden actions of violence and an obsession to fire, Wilbur becoming restless with flashes of his life before returning, Tommy wanting to have more freedom and have a chaotic control over his life, and Tubbo who decides that not enough people listen to him that he would make them listen. That's all without the fact that Philza seems to keep his very job a secret from the rest of his family... As the tale unfolds, so does the delicate strings holding together their family. The only wonder is, will they make it another day to see the golden sunrise once more, or will night prevail and the watchful beast finally hunt down each and every one of them?

Tommyinnit's childhood was interesting, to put it. His dad was an alcoholic and his mom left when he was young. Now, he spends his time streaming in his room with his friends, but for how long can he hide. None of his friends know what goes on behind closed doors, let alone his millions of fans. Will he be able to hind the truth long enough, or will it all come out?