stories that butter my biscuit
14 stories
♤The Cat In Heat♤ (Cat In The Hat X Reader)+ Lemon by shinstsukimigf
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He appeared in a strange dream of mine, he's tall, handsome, and...was a cat?
No Homo (Tadashi x Once-ler) by bluelev_
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they gay
/// KERMIT X DONALD TRUMP by kermitbinch
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Trump just couldn't resist Kermit's graceful green lips.
Shrek X Obama by chillsoda
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Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.
Mafia Sons | Danny Devito + Dr Phill by hentaifueled
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Y/N gulped as she saw the man standing in front of her. Steve Harvey. "Join our mafia now or i will steal your kneecaps." ©HENTAIFUELED
Kermit x reader  by Babey_thot
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hey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.
Tinky Winky x reader Fanfiction by TheFoolOnTheHill247
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Down in the funky town of telly tubby land, your new home, you realise that the local residents are rather friendly....
The Lorax by salvidavid
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It's about the life of the Lorax
kool-aid Man X Gordan  Ramsay by SmashMyBuns22
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Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (。•̀ᴗ-)✧
Flightsuit Vector X reader by puk3_g1rl_
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Hi my name is y/n and my life, it's pretty crazy. It all started when I walked down the street, I saw my best friends Shaggy and Velma. Suddenly Velma tripped over and lost her glasses. "My GlAsSeS" she yelled. She dropped to the floor and her glasses crunched below her knee. "Oh no" I said. I gave her my spare pair of her glasses from my f/c bag. "ThAnKs" Velma said. I had to go because I was late for a meeting. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I said goodbye to my friends and carried on walking down the street. I looked up at the beautiful blue sky and saw something quite peculiar... It was a man, he was flying with wings of what looked like a flightsuit... with only wings of a flightsuit... Oh no, imma fail no nut November _WARNING MIGHT HAVE SMUT IM NOT SURE YET IM WRITING THIS AS IT GOES ALONG SO LIKE HAVE FUN I GUESS_