A land mammal genetically mutated to have vague aspects of another land mammal and a half human half fish generally have very little in common, but when Logan and the Captain meet, it's love at first sight...

A man embarks on a sketchy crocodile tour and explores his failed fantasies, on the way attaining the attractions of a tantalizing and musty guide. Lovable in every sense of the word, capturing the side of mlm romance that gives tacky yet powerful airs.