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Always Had A Thing For Bad Boys [A Draco Malfoy Love Story] by oxNeverShoutNeverxo
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In the middle (Draco malfoy love story) - EDITING by rida123
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Katelyn goes to hogwarts and has a boyfriend called James. James is always being picked on and called mudblood by slytherins and especially by Draco malfoy. James and Draco are big enemies but what will happen if katelyn falls for her boyfriends enemy? Will he love her back? Who will she choose in the end: Draco or James?
Unnatural | D.M. by xSiriuslyLovely
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"It's unnatural. I won't stand for my son tarnishing the family name for some filthy half-blood." I clenched my fists and turned away from him. After the death of her godfather, Sirius Black, Delia Edwards flies back to London and is forced to start over, which is hard enough as it is being that she's a metamorphmagus. With Remus Lupin and Tonks as her guardians, she's sent to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with her new friends she'd met at the Weasley's, including the famous Harry Potter. The one thing she can't wrap her head around is why the most hateful and pompous person at Hogwarts renders her unable to hide her emotions or think rationally. That person, of course, being Draco Malfoy. Editing slightly. Please keep in mind I began writing this about a year and a half ago so my writing style has changed and still is changing as time passes. Comment what you like but rude comments will be responded to. Enjoy xx
I'd Follow You (a Draco Malfoy story) by WeaselB3e
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Angelina Parkinson is the younger sister of Pansy Parkinson, always treated horribly by fellow classmates, Angelina goes through Hogwarts like any other day. Her closest friend is her sister Pansy, until she realizes that Pansy has the same taste in guys as her. A year passes and the once tight friendship is torn apart when Angelina gets some confidence to actually tell the person she likes that she fancies him. But would Draco Malfoy even pay attention to her as he tries to desperately work on the vanishing cabinet? Can Angelina help Draco through the traumatic mission he was given in order to save his family?
Draco's Undying Love - Dramione by AlwaysDramione
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Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger? Impossible some would say but nothing is impossible. True love always conquers in the end and hopefully it will conquer in this story too. The war is over at long last and with some hard labour, time and a final wave of the wand, Hogwarts is reconstructed to look like its old self. The secret passageways, the pesky house elves and the magnificent food. It's only fair to let the people who missed their last year of Hogwarts to come back and have all the opportunities that they could ever want. This is why Harry, Ron and Hermione came back to Hogwarts, thankful to be away from the chaos of people asking for their photographs and signatures. Draco Malfoy also came back after being cleared of his previous records. He has always had strong feelings for Hermione but had never acted on them. He had decided to stay away from her this year but that was made difficult as Hermione was Head Girl and he was Head Boy. Will the two most unlikely people fall in love at long last?
Are Slytherins able to love? by lokis_army
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Draco Malfoy love story
The Price of Love • Draco Malfoy [COMPLETED] by slytheriniall
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Skylar Smith is your typical 15-year-old witch. She attends Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with her best friends, the famous Golden Trio, consisting of Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger. Skylar's heart has been broken and her trust has been taken for advantage of too many times, so what will happen when she starts to fall for a certain ginger who is one of her best friends and a blonde who just so happens to be the sworn enemy of her best friends? Will her heart be broken yet again or has she finally found someone who loves her unconditionally? --------- I dont even know what to say but yeah I don't own the characters or ideas, they belong to J.K. Rowling :) please don't send me to jail I'm just a teenage girl trying to write fanfiction.
dear draco, by malfoyuh
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❛stay a little longer❜ there is a list on my profile of the available translations of this story.
Let's Kill Tonight ~ A Draco Malfoy Love Story by Bambey
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Draco Malfoy/OC story with romance, adventure and action. Rebecca Rosewood's life is dramatically changed when she becomes a Death Eater. With blood on her hands, she is summoned by Voldemort to go to Hogwarts and extract information from the famous Harry Potter, finding herself hopelessly attracted to Draco Malfoy at the same time. But it all gets a little too much when her past finally catches up with her...