"Are you really wet?" Something about the way he said that got me breathing harder. I indeed was wet now. My panties were growing damp. Licking my lips, I answered him with a gentle whimper. "Yes, you're making me wet." "I want to feel it," he groaned. "I bet you taste good." +++ Maggie Wynn was a donut hustler by day and a phone sex goddess by night. When her dreams of becoming a movie star didn't pan out and every role went to someone else, she threw the towel in and did her best to make ends meet so she and her loyal pooch Duke didn't have to live couch to couch. When one call sticks with her, she has a hard time getting "B" out of her head. "B" turns out to be the one and only Brendon Urie, of Panic! at the Disco fame. Brendon doesn't know her truth and she's torn between being honest and keeping "B" during their now nightly calls. Does "B" love Maggie or her phone sex persona, Lana?

Brendon Urie is a multi-millionaire, and Quinn Sawyer is a sweet innocent intern. What happens when they cross paths? I don't proof read this so sorry

This is a collection of one smut one shots written by yours truly. Enjoy yourself ;)

Mostly Beebo being very generous with helping you get off, but he gets his too. Sometimes, it also gets fluffy and plotty. Both one shots and miniseries. The first miniseries is a college au where a gay Brendon turns out to be bi and is very talented with his hands and very sweet and awkwardly dirty with his words (and likely mouth in future). It'll likely also include a threesome with Ryan in future installments. Another is a cunnilingus focused fic including face-sitting, multiple orgasms till you can't handle anymore, outercourse, fellatio, masturbating in front of him, dirty talk (nothing degrading), etc. Brendon manages to come in his pants in both of them :P The 3rd was prompted by request for a heavy, curvy woc reader: you break it off with your boyfriend, find Pretty. Odd era Bden breaking up with his girlfriend when she realizes he's bi. You split with him to get high on pot in his hotel room, and get lots of oral sex and orgasms after a nice tease. Bden manages to get his pants undone this time, haha. 4th: a polyamorous relationship w/B & Josh Dun w/lots of oral sex, manual sex, riding B's ass, etc.