this is america, my love || shrek x obama

what happens when shrek he finds out something from fiona and obama is not president anymore? - distracted, obama walked into someone and fell on their plump chest. "kYAAAAAAA!!!" the person screamed, shocked from the sudden fall. obama looked up, speak of the devil. it was the person he was just thinking about. - s...

Finally Together (shrek X Farquaad)

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.