"Little Valerie," said Kai, bending closer to me. "Are you blackmailing me into dating you?" He didn't seem particularly disturbed by the notion. In fact, he remained completely amused. "Yes?" Kai grinned. "Very mafia of you. I'm weirdly kind of into it." *** When Valerie Williams discovers that her long-term boyfriend is sleeping with her best friend, she devises a revenge plot to get back at them both. But when she asks bad boy Kai Delaney to pretend to date her, she never thought her heart would be on the line. *** Self-proclaimed pessimist Valerie Williams is definitely your glass-half-empty kind of girl. However, Valerie is surprisingly optimistic when her (ex) boyfriend cheats on her with her (also ex) best friend. Valerie doesn't believe in holding grudges; she believes in getting even. Which doesn't seem easy, until her boyfriend's least favourite person and her best friend's long-standing crush, the sarcastic, cocky and popular bad boy extraordinaire Kai Delaney crashes, quite literally, into her life. When Kai accidentally hits her car with what is practically a monster truck, and can barely afford to cover it, Valerie has an idea. If Kai agrees to pretend to date her, for long enough to make her boyfriend and best friend regret their actions, Valerie will give him the duration of their scam to pull together the money to pay her back. Revenge is a dish best served fake. [150,000-200,000 words]

"How can we use non consummation of marriage as a reason for our divorce with your looks?" he asked. It took her awhile to respond. "I don't know. Maybe declare that you are gay?" She answered, a serious look on her face. "What?!!" His booming voice erupted like a volcano. ________________________________ The plan was simple, fake a marriage contract with a fake name of a woman with all her fake data including birthday and pass it as an authentic. But what will happen if the fake woman with a fake data on his fake marriage contract is actually a real person and is asking for a divorce? ------------------------------------ This work is fiction, any resemblance to real person or place are purely coincidental. Do not copy.

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

"Are you crazy?! Piss off!" Sam Harrison screams. "You can't turn down an opportunity like this, sweetheart. I know you'd die to be seen with me as your boyfriend. Well, fake boyfriend but no one needs to--" "No uhm id rather not be seen with a conceited douche. But thanks for the offer." "A conceited douche that every single girl in this school adores, yes." Football captain Nate Hadley corrected. "Not every girl." Sam had started walking away but stopped abruptly when Nate spoke. "I know you've been dreaming to study in Hadley University for college. Be mine for a month and you will get what you desire." That statement definitely changed Sam Harrison's life forever by making her decide the craziest decision yet. But it doesn't stop there. #27 ChickLit (11/30/15) **This book was only slightly edited so feel free to pinpoint grammatical errors!**

Tracey was just another theatre kid minding her own business until one of the most popular guys in school approached her. After what he proposes to her she can't help but say yes. I mean who wouldn't want to be in a relationship with Scott Coats... even if it was a fake one to make the girl he's after jealous. Will she be able to resist his irresistible charm? Or will she end up helplessly falling for him?

"Kara, you're my best friend right?" "Umm yeah?" "You'd do anything for me, right?" "As long as it doesn't involve 10 years in prison, yeah." "Be my experimental girlfriend." ~~~ Kara and Brandon have been friends ever since they could remember. Brandon makes a sudden request to Kara, to be his 'experimental girlfriend' and help him get together with his crush. What happens when Kara finds herself falling for her best friend during the process? [I do not own any of the media shown in the story, credits to the owners.] #1 - bestfriends #1 - romance-friendship #1 - teenage #1 - schoolromance #1 - fiction #1 - highschool #2 - fiction #2 - newadult #2 - teenage #2 - schoolromance #2 - teenlove #3 - romance-friendship #3 - teenage #3 - schoolromance #3 - teenlove #3 - bestfriends

Isabella Bennett has had the biggest crush on her friend Ty Harrison for as long as she can remember. To her, Ty is everything a girl can dream of. Trying to figure out how to get him to notice, she resorts to all kinds of antics. Andrew, who happens to be Ty's older brother, takes pity on her and decides to help her with his oblivious brother. The only problem is Andrew starts to develop feelings for Bella along the way. What happens when Ty finally takes an interest in Bella? Will she choose her crush or his brother, who she has grown close to? As they say, if it's Meant To Be, it will be. *Sequel to Before You and Me Published to Kindle and Paperback under The Bennett Family

Brooke and Zac have been best friends since preschool. During senior year Brooke decides to transform the nerdy Zac into a super hot guy, so he would stop being bullied in school. What are friends for? Sadly, that backfires and Zac ditches Brooke for a more popular clique and starts to date the school's most popular girl. It really does take two to tango, so Brooke decides to fake date Zac's new best friend, Adam, in order to make him jealous. But, what happens when everyone falls for the wrong person? *disclaimer* this sucks so read at your own discretion (written in 2011/2012) like it really does suck please stop yourself

The student council decides to throw the yearly Couple Fest for Seniors because of their high grades. But there's a catch: You can't choose your own partner for the ball. Sean Gilbert. The arrogant, extremely hot, bad-ass leader of the popular clan. Elise Britts. The simple, sarcastic nerd who loves to read books and stay out of danger. But that's just the start of the game. When Elise's parents get a divorce, she gets sent away to a family friend's home to stay there while her parents come to terms. Then all of a sudden a guy steps out of the room directly across from hers. The one and only Sean Gilbert lives along with Elise Britts. A deal of who falls first is striked between them and who will be the first one to fall? A lot of things can happen when the player is just next door. This book starts as a good girl falls for the bad boy romance.

Kayla Green is your typical girl. She is known and she has friends. People talk to her because of her easygoing personality and caring attitude. Even though Kayla seems happy at school and is always chirpy, she doesn't have things easy at home, so she uses school and her friends as a way of escaping her problems. No one knew about her problems, not even her best friends. Carson Knight, the school's bad boy, who has his own secrets, has soon become a part of Kayla's life. He is very dangerous, cold-hearted, and a player. Would he be another bad thing to add to her life? Or would he be her saving grace? ****** Amazing cover made by @suckerforall