me when i sex this is literally me when i have sex with marv

Shrek is trying to get Squisanardds love

Well...this is the weirdest thing I've ever done. DISCLAIMER: SATIRE. THIS IS SATIRE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. PLEASE. ALSO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN AND THE CARS FILM ARE TRADEMARKS OF PIXAR, I DON'T OWN THEM OR ANYTHING AFFILIATED WITH THEM. Now that that's out of the way, this "fanfiction" follows the story of the reader, a lonely, quiet car who wants nothing more than for Lightning McQueen to "Ka-Chow!" his way into their heart. Will they live the fantasy of their dreams, or will their mechanical heart be crushed forever? Critics are calling it "The Next Twilight" (not really) and "The Greatest Love Story Since Pride and Prejudice" (no no no). Read Lightning McQueen X Reader, and be amazed at the great romance between Lightning...and yourself.

Y/n is from Australia but has a brother from Italy. She wants to be a race car driver and be the first ever female to win the piston cup. She becomes friends with Lightning and may have fallin' for him. But will a crash ruin their friendship or will the event change their lives?

When a long term crush develops into a relationship, two boys are faced with the challenge of keeping it a secret. But pretending you don't love someone is harder than it sounds. !Disclaimer! I'm aware they are underage and (probably) not gay in canon. But this is an au where they are older (and gay), so just let me have my fun, thanks ;) (Also, I know this isn't a popular ship but it's the cutest thing ever and you can't change my mind) I don't own any characters, all credit goes to Francesca Simon. Oh, and one last thing. This is my second story on wattpad so it'll probably be shit. I'm open to critique, but please don't be too hard on me,, thanks.

You know it is is Cannon.

Two different walks of life. Two different fast food chains. Could these sworn rivals ever become fast-food lovers?

a ronald x reader story....

Shrek Smut

This is a sequel to my miss battleaxe x mr soggington fanfiction I'm not mentally insane I promise