Louis & Harry are such a perfect couple, right? That's until a beautiful creature named Bob sexy Duncan comes into the picture... HELLO! So this book is a COMPLETE joke and I like writing it because I make myself laugh. Well I hope you all enjoy my book. Comment your thoughts, i'd luv to hear. HAVE A GREAT DAY

Bob Duncan and Bertram Winkle are very in love. Read this story to find out what happens to their family.

After leaving New York to start a new life, Bertram begins working for a new family in Colorado. All Bertram wants to do is make money and keep a drama free lifestyle but when working for a hunky exterminator everyday whos unsatisfied with his marriage, is that even possible?

Yes, I made this. Bob Duncan, an exterminator with a family he believes he doesn't fit in with. Bertram Winkle, a miserable butler for a family he hates. One in Denver, the other in New York. They cross paths one day, and fall in love. Both give each other their phone numbers and text each other as much as they can. When they decide to meet up one day, what will happen? (Contains language that may not be suitable for younger readers. But honestly, who is going to read this anyway? lol.)

bobs been in love with bertram for weeks, but one day he stumbles onto his doorstep. will they find true love?

❝You like my sister?❞ ❝Nah, man. I don't have time for girls, you know? Baseball is my life, that's really all that matters to me at the moment.❞ ▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂ (Based in 2015 instead of 1960's) 　A/N: beware! i wrote this during my early teenage years - it's very cringy at a lot of points. please refrain from reading if you can't refrain from leaving rude comments. thank you! 　　　　▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂ All Rights Reserved (aside from The Sandlot and its original characters) » NotMakayla HIGHEST RANK: #87 in fanfiction !! #1 in summer