Naruto: the strategist, the seal master, the younger brother. Sakura: the brawn, the field medic, the big sister. Sasuke: the level-headed, the ninjutsu specialist, the big brother. And Kakashi? Well, he's the damn proud father of them all. (With Kurama thrown in there somewhere as the eccentric uncle). Together: the most unpredictable team to ever walk the earth. (Cross-posted on Archive of Our Own)