in which Luke Hemmings gets closer to a fan using smut. © 2015 webby | bonnaroo

"what is that?" "a cactus, dumbass"

in which he's got a kid and a hell of a lot of explaining to do [lowercase intended]

The Boyfriend App - Get your own personal boyfriend! Free, just press download, and install the App! Disclaimer: Cannot be deleted, so download at your own risk! [ © jay illon, 2014 ] cover by @michaelclifford

We first met through a '94 mixtape.

in which a girl with an unhealthy love for starbursts and a boy whose hair has been accidentally dyed purple meet at a pharmacy and end up trapped