i wrote all of these when i was tired and probably on the phone with @crowdust. do not take this seriously. i am very stupid. i also apologize for the lack of content. have fun with these. they're very stupid. i think you'll like them. WARNING: HAS MENTIONS OF BUTTER AND SPOILDERS FOR ANIME. ANIMES WILL BE SAID AT THE BEGINNING OF THE ONE SHOT. WARNING 2: THESE MAY FRY YOUR BRAIN. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.