❝ would you like to join the umbrella academy as number x? ❞ ❝ x? why x? ❞ ❝ because you can represent any of the numbers at once. ❞ - number five x reader © tua ; gerard way © plots used in this fanfic ; illoveCyndaquill * DISCONTINUED . *

An egotistical boy and a dramatic girl were forced to team up and save the world from the apocalypse, an unlikely pair, but opposites attract don't they? Not this pair, they fight like an old married couple and would rather kill themselves than spend a few hours together, but faith had other plans. Or In a world with superheroes turned into vigilantes, a very damaged doughnut shop, and a man trapped in a 15 year old's body, what could go wrong? Everything.

❝you're called the seance and you've never held a proper seance! Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!❞ ❝I have a cow?❞ ━━━━━━━━━ In which, Klaus and Alex fall in love, cause chaos, and steal. The seance and the invisible boy. ━━━━━━━━━ Season 1- completed Season 2- completed ━━━━━━━━━ Highest ranks: #1 in 'The Umbrella Academy' #1 in 'Umbrella Academy' #1 in 'Klaus Hargreeves' #1 in 'Allison Hargreeves' #1 in 'Ben Hargreeves' #1 in 'Vanya Hargreeves' #1 in 'Diego Hargreeves' #1 in 'Number Five' #1 in 'Ghost' #1 in 'gay' #1 in 'lgbtpride' #1 in 'Hargreeves' #3 in 'Luther Hargreeves' #3 in 'Apocalypse #7 in 'Netflix' #12 in 'Five' Cover by the incredible @silver_min © coolwhenurbatman | 2019 | the umbrella academy | boyxboy

UMBRA ❪ season one ❫ // the darkest part of a shadow COMPLETE five hargreeves x fem!reader written by funkyenderboy (future me disclaimer i wrote this when i was 12 ok let a girl live)

TAILS ❪ season two ❫ // 1960's slang for the word 'shadow' COMPLETE five hargreeves x fem!reader written by funkyenderboy

"maybe we can head to the apocalypse again as a little vacation. you know what they say... paradise!" "i cannot express to you how little i would like to do that." "stingy fucker." IN WHICH vincent leblanc, resident french asshole and externally fifteen year old (much older internally, but hey who's to judge), resurfaces after abandoning the boy he most definitely totally did not love in the apocalypse. forgiveness doesn't come easy, but betrayal does. lots and lots of motherfucking betrayal. ( five hargreeves x male!oc ) ( season 1 of umbrella academy ) ( book one of the amour coriace series ) ( no. 1 in the fivehargreeves tag 6.25.19 ) ( no. 1 in the umbrellaacademy tag 7.10.19 & 4.25.20 )

"𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗹, 𝗜'𝘃𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘀𝗵𝗲'𝘀 𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗹, 𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗹𝘆" Olive Hargreaves, was one of the extraordinary children Reginald adopted to make The Umbrella Academy, In electrical shock for almost 15 years of her life. all her siblings either left, died or disappeared. 2 years alone in the big house while being trapped in her 13 year old body. Until her fathers death brings them all back together and some weird things start to occur [Umbrella Academy Season's 1-2]

Atrocious a·tro·cious /əˈtrōSHəs/ Horrifyingly wicked

"Ah, shit. I'm pretty sure I'm like 19% Swedish. Do you think we're related?" ••• Kit Woods never wanted it to come to this. She began her tirade of murders when she was only 16, dealing out punishments to unrepented rapists and predators for years before she was caught and sent to the future for punishment. It was in the apocalypse that The Commission found her, and it was in the Commission she met Five Hargreeves. A man who would change her life. For better, or for worse. ••• "So, you're the Kitten. Doesn't sound too fierce." "Well, I didn't get a nickname for nothing." ••• THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY PRE-SEASON ONE AND SEASON TWO BY UBIQUITOUS-SOUL

"𝐢 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧." life's all well until two superhumans try to stop the apocalypse. warning - may include mature content. lowercase intended. netflix original "the umbrella academy"