Warning! These jokes can be very dark and messed up. Some can considered inappropriate. If you're not into that kind of stuff, please don't read this. Note: I don't own all the jokes. Some I made up, others I read.

Power Or Peace That's the question he has always asked all lied, he watched countries and empires rise and fall, learning many lessons along the way, he doesn't know how long it has been but he knows it's been hundreds of years since he had last saw HIM, he hated him to the very core of his heart and soul "I found you" he mumbled hiding in the shadows staring at him darkly, he knows he can feel him he knows that hes aware With his journey soon to come to an end he has finally found his target he smirks at the thought of peace and freedom, he held the small knife that his father gave him as a child "Oh forgive me father for what im about to do" his face darkens as his smile soften While finding the right moment he had met friends and allies along the way even enemies but he couldn't give any flying shits about them But something is weird... why are they so touchy and clingy?? What is going on?! Don't tell me.. Wait.. His face was hit with the truth as his therapist laughs at him "WHAT DO YOU MEAN SUNSHINE HAREM?!?!" (A/N: This is so cringe and badly written I don't know how to fix it steadily nor can I believe this came from my very own hands)

Most of these were taken from Google and some may or may not be original. This is a Filipino Trend, and most of these are in Tagalog... So Enjoy! P.S.- I was just bored...😴

There is many things we keep a secret, for many differemt reasons. We all have secrets, big or small. America is no exception. He has swept many things under the rug, and one day, he has to leave for an unknown reason. The countries know he has secrets, but how many, and are they important? Dangerous? He was never open with another country, always ignoring their questions. So, the nations look through his bag as a result and find something interesting... (;-; Context time. Don't expect routinely or fast updates. Not that big brain. America is the oldest between Canada, Mexico, and himself, Mexico being the baby. Canon can just screw off- cause imma be including some slight OOC moments, but for the majority he is in character, or just slightly out of it. This is history based but will be historically inaccurate at times. This is basically a normal 'cOuNtRiEs rEaDiNg DiArYs' story because I have headcanons and no life, and, America is my favorite ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Thanks for reading if you do, completely understand if ya don't C:)) I'm noticing this story is very historically inaccurate, i mess up times and just am dumb, so, do your own research if you wanna, but don't think what I'm saying is gospel. Times are hard for my smol brain to comprehend lmao

Follow me before reading! The Roan Kingdom succeeded in closing the doors of the Sealed God Temple and defeating the White Star Villain. Peace came to all corners of the continent. Crown Prince Alberu Crossman built the Roan kingdom into a very powerful and rich kingdom, Cale Henituse lived a quiet and peaceful life despite having to become a young Duke at the insistence of the entire kingdom. They were quiet days where Alberu was only busy taking care of the kingdom, Cale who relaxed the most as he only took care of the territory's business and very little external affairs, and their other friends also went about their respective activities peacefully. Well, but it didn't last too long. One day.... "The apocalypse is coming to this world." It was the God of Death, who had come with a curse message that could take away one's peaceful life. "Uhm... but there's still a way to make the apocalypse not happen in this world." The God of Death seemed hesitant to continue his speech. "We have to send a 'representative' from our world to become an incarnation in the 'Star Stream' huh, that's how it goes..." . . . "Can we kill a God if we enter the Star Stream?" Fanfic by me. Trash/Lout of the Count's Family by author-nim Yeo Ryeo Han. Omniscient Reader Viewpoint by authors-nim Shing Shong.

Hinata Shoyo. A first year in Karasuno High. An athlete, who's passion is in volleyball. Not only is this orange head straight up gorgeous, making everyone around him look like sacks of potatoes compared to him. Everyone loves him, everyone worships him, everyone just can't get enough of him, and Hinata knows it. Born with beauty as well as brains, everyone can't help but fall in love with him. Including the other volleyball teams from different schools, they just can't seem to leave him alone! But what happens when their crush isn't just all looks? Follow Hinata Shoyo, as he tries to live a peaceful life by overcoming obstacles from his past and present! WARNING: This book was started back when I was in middle school, so please forgive me for the cringe in the beginning and bad writing! Yes this is a warning lol, just trying to save y'all.

English not my language and i mabye going use google.

[edited version of Doctor for the Mafia] Ila Archer was a doctor working at one of the best hospitals in New York. She loses her license and ability to practice due to, as punishment, taking full responsibility for the 'walking patient' incident. After a full month, Ila runs into the 'walking patient'. Knowing her situation caused by his actions, he offers a once in a lifetime opportunity. ----- "Look, you're a doctor-" He started. "Was." I corrected. "I was a doctor." "You can still be," he said, running his fingers through his dark hair. "Look, you can work for us, and I'll pay triple the amount you were earning at that lousy hospital." "Us?' I asked. Who was he? How exactly does he plan on paying me triple? He grabbed my wrist and pulled me inwards. My face inches away from his chest. With his free hand, he was gently tucking my hair behind my ear. His breath tickled my ear as he whispered two words that sent shivers down my back. "The Mafia."

War breaks out, Or so they shout. The odds of winning Are in doubt. We have no clue What the war is about, Yet we fight On and out. I'd like to get some stuff off of my chest. Some words I'd like to say. Some things I want to admit. All can be said here. STARTED: The second of January, 2018 COMPLETED: The sixteenth of November, 2018 HIGHEST: #2 in Poetry Cover by Youtumblrgeek

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