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Dirty Little Bastard by littlepumpkinz
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HR: #1 in Romance (3rd December, 2018) , #2 in Humor (1st January, 2019), #2 in Comedy (28th December, 2018). -- "I know how to play rough, Tinker Bell. I can also score from any position". I'd see him on the field, and knew that both those statements were very true. -- What do you get when you put together the stubborn assistant captain of the English national football team and an even more stubborn student nurse? Absolutely perfect chaos. -- "One does not simply mess with Theo 'the threat' Black". -- ✘ Contains sexual content and content unsuitable for people under the age of 18. All naughty chapters are marked with (R). ✘ This story is an unedited first draft, there are several mistakes and MCs can get on your nerves.
Ice cream, Teasing and Awkward Situations by miadaley17
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Mia Collins just wanted to get through her senior year of high school with as minimal awkward situations as possible. However, that's kind of hard to do when you have a narcissistic arch-nemesis who's hell-bent on ruining your life. From the moment he laid eyes on her, he seemed to take an immediate dislike. After all, it only took a measly few hours of knowing her for him to kick a soccer ball right at her unsuspecting 11-year-old face. Though they did not know it then, this iconic moment would mark the beginning of what felt like a lifelong feud. Six years later and their mutual hatred for one another is still very much alive and kicking. She despised him, and he despised her and that's the way it always would be. But what happens when sparks fly, and stomachs flutter? Will someone break the eternal feud? One's thing for sure- Mia will definitely not be the one to break. ----------------------------------------- If you're looking for a hilarious, light-hearted teen-fiction book, with a whole load of embarrassing situations, this is the read for you. Follow Mia and Ethan on their journey from hate to love. ---------------------------------------- Warning: The second-hand embarrassment in this book can be incredibly severe at times. ---------------------------------------- THIS BOOK IS COPY-RIGHT PROTECTED! DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TAKE THIS WORK AND PUT IT ANYWHERE ELSE. ---------------------------------------- Highest ranks: #1 in Teen fiction-August 28, 2020 #1 in Enemies -August 31, 2020 #1 in Young adult- September 5, 2020 #2 in Humor - September 12, 2020
The Psycho's Reign by lizzy_the_alien
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Formerly titled "He's A Psycho" Reign is a seemingly innocent, naive, free spirited 19 year old girl who is just enjoying life. Though at first glance everything seems okay, dark secrets hide behind her walls. When money gets a little tight, she advertises for a roommate to help pay for the bills which is where everything begins. Sterling Wolfe is a 22 year old cold hearted, psychotic killer and criminal mastermind gang leader looking for a place to hide after a prison escape. Or is that all he is? When their paths cross, trouble can only follow. Reign finds herself running from everything and Sterling fallows her the whole way because he only has one thought on his mind. He wants her. WARNING! This story contains mature themes, graphic details and other content some readers may not like or are comfortable with. Readers beware and discretion is advised. All chapters have a minimum of 1,000 words. Updates will come all the time, but I have no schedule. Thanks for reading!
The Rebound:  The Wrong Cinderella's Story  - (Sample) by ashleybreannebooks
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After a very public break-up between the university's 'it' couple, all eyes are on the heartbroken Quarterback, Caleb Briggs. His life had been laid out in front of him for as long as he can remember, and he is ready for a change now that he has a taste of freedom. After one drunken night with a dream girl, he wakes up alone and is determined to find her. Little does he know, she doesn't want to be found. The last thing that Violet wants is to draw in extra attention. It's bad enough that she's the football coach's daughter, but to be dragged down in the gossip mill as The Rebound? Not on her life. When she breaks her father's one rule to keep away from his team and sleeps with the school's quarterback, she is prepared for the consequences. That doesn't mean that she isn't planning on running from them for as long as possible. 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 This has now been moved to GoodNovel! I have left a sample up but the new published version on Good Novel is now 65% longer than the original one was! Please go check it out and support me! They are paying me for my writing and with everything going on in the world right now (and being a new mom), I couldn't turn down the opportunity to be paid for my work.