❝ CLEANING THE HOUSE IS NOT 'MALEWIFE BEHAVIOUR', IT'S CALLED BEING A RESPONSIBLE ADULT. ❞ ━━━ al-haitham's friends scribble his phone number in one of the stalls of the girls' washroom, and he ends up getting a message at 3 am. [ al-haitham x fem!reader ] [ college au ] [ chatfic/textfic ]

There's a severe lack of Fyodor one shots so I plan on helping to change that. You may request scenarios and headcanons on my Tumblr blog: fyodorscenarios.tumblr.com or on my Wattpad profile + either of my books. Scenarios & Headcanons requested on Tumblr will also be posted here. Please try to be as specific as possible so I can fulfill your expectations. I started writing this over a year ago, so hopefully that means newer updates show some improvement. This also means that some of the stuff I've brought up in older one shots might not work with the canon anymore. Just a fair warning. Feedback is appreciated and updates will be sporadic. Thank you and I hope you enjoy! (Bungou Stray Dogs and it's characters belong to Kafka Asagiri)

there isn't really a storyline, each scenario is different