"And I'd walk through the shadows of death just to be with you." "Damn, why am I so poetic?" Sequel to Despite The Pain Season 3 I own nothing except for my own character(s). All rights go to Daniel Handler and the producers of the show.

"Life is hell, and I intend to rule it." Based off of season 2 All rights go to Daniel Handler, Mark Hudis, and Barry Sonnenfeld. I own nothing except my character(s).

(Adopted by @UniversallyStolen / Callie) Dear reader, If you are here to mourn the sad cliffhanger in the Baudelaire orphans' lives and the separation of the Baudelaires and the Quagmires, you are in the wrong place. I am here to tell you what happened after the Baudelaires and Beatrice II set sail for Briny Beach. I cannot tell you much but it involves an unexpected encounter with a lost relative, a man with hair but no beard and woman with a beard and no hair (or vice versa) and of course, the search for the stolen sugar bowl Wanderlust is a word which here means "a lust for wandering;" but if you have read the exceedingly long novel of Leo Tolstoy entitled 'Anna Karenina' then you know that a rural life of moral simplicity, despite its monotony, is the preferable personal narrative to a daring life of impulsive passion, which only AND always leads to tragedy. If anyone asks you "Is a safe life really enough?" Take my advice. Look away from this sad tale. And answer yes to the person who asked you. Ships are: Klaus x Isadora Duncan x Violet (dont really ship this but the story wont make sense) Quigley x ??? Some mild swearing. All characters except for Sophie belongs to Lemony Snicket. 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱: april 15th 2020 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗲𝗱: october 10th 2020 𝗲𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗱: nov 17. 2020

Y/n Strauss is a polite, educated, quiet young girl. One day, a handsome boy moves in nextdoor. And suddenly, she's head over heels for Klaus Baudelaire. Little does she know that he feels the same way. I'm really bad at writing descriptions. I'm sorry.

♡ Omg thank you so much for 8k reads! love you <3 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐖𝐞𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐱 𝐟𝐞𝐦 𝐨𝐜 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐖𝐞𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐱 𝐟𝐞𝐦 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐱 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐱𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐑𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 - 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙙~12/23/18 𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙙~ 　　　　　　　 © -anniethegay- | 2018 𔓘

Catalina Scieszka is the daughter of Jacquelyn Scieszka. She meets the Baudelaire Children when they appear in her friend, Fiona' s father's Submarine. What happens when the middle child, Klaus Baudelaire falls in love with her? Read to find out. Cover made by me. I do not own a series of Unfortunate Events. I only own my characters.

"I found love where it wasn't supposed to be." Yes I know, you were searching up a Klaus x reader and this came up. I promise you won't be disappointed with this ;) DISCLAIMER: I do not own ASOUE or any of the plot or the character. :) #1 is #aseriesofunfortunateevents