'Standing up I looked straight at Professor Garrett, smirking evilly. "Hi, my name's Christy Evans and I'm an English major. Let's see," I said tapping my chin in concentration, all the while trying not to laugh out loud, "I'm the leader of a group of intergalactic beings who are here to terminate all those who are deemed too conceited for the good of civilization," pausing I gave Professor Garrett a pointed look of my own, "I live on planet screw you, and I'm allergic to bullshit." Smirking and feeling very satisfied with myself, I waited for Professor Garretts next move. ' -When Christy finds her long term boyfriend isn't who she thought he was, what will she do? She's about to begin college-the same one he chose to go to as well. With the help of her best friends and a new forbidden love interest, can she be persuaded to let go and love again?

No one expected that one "Hello" from a brown haired, seven year old boy on his first day of second grade would result in the unbreakable friendship of Ryder Storm and Lance Taylor. From day one these two boys have been inseparable and now 9 years later and their first day of junior year in Highschool, their bond is just as strong and secure as it was back then. Ryder and Lance loves to be the center or attention. Good or bad, it didn't matter, just as long as people were looking their way was all they cared about. They'd do just about anything to make someone laugh, to cause the teachers to send them straight to the principle's office, to have their parents look at them in shock over the latest prank they had just pulled. Neither cared what the others thought about them, as they pretended to be gay for the laughs. What happens when Ryder gets bored and they take one prank on a homophobic teacher a little to far? When their feelings for each other start to become to much for either of them to handle? Yeah, I suck at descriptions...*sigh* it has cute gay boys in it and it's funny...WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?! XD

INTERVIEWS WITH THE STARS! This is just a rant and a HOW TO guide on all things Wattpad. If you are easily offended please don't read because I hate it when people say that I'm offending people's feeling or something because I didn't make you read this.. You chose to yourself. Anyway just read it.

This story is basically spoofs based off of other stories that have way too many clichés in them. They are either real, published books/ movies by real authors, or some stories on Wattpad. The main character is a (of course) teenage girl named Casey Williams who doesn't believe in love, fantasies, or clichés. But when all the obvious clichés begin to happen to her, her friends try to convince her it's real.

Callie Picket,the-fat-girl-next-door has a big fat secret. Well, a secret she's been successfully hiding from her oh so sexy apartment neighbor Chris Walker. In their first meeting, he mistakes her for a fat guy and she does nothing to correct him. "That awkward moment when the man you love doesn't know you're a woman" Very over-weight 22 year old girl Callie has a mega crush on her hunkie new apartment next door neighbor Chris ...(age 24). The thing is, since Callie is so overweight, Chris mistakes her for a guy but she doesn't tell him the truth because they've become buddies and she doesn't want to lose that bond with him. Then Chris makes her start going to the gym to lose weight and as the pounds comes off, Chris begins to see these changes...like Callie starts to look more girly, and since he's a total playboy and lady lover, he starts getting attracted to her while thinking that she's still a "he". Basically, he thinks he's going gay. Will Callie ever tell him the truth as her lie begins to take its toll on both of them as she and very confused Chris becomes closer? Or will he be the first to finally see her for what she truly is? A Big Fat Liar.

Hermione is back as Head Girl for her 7th year, but she is back without Ron. So when she is forced to room with Head Boy, Draco Malfoy, the hormones are flying. They are supposed to be enemies, but as a new Draco emerges, it gets harder and harder to remember that. Will she fight their growing attraction or give in to it, body and soul, risking everything she holds dear?

The little one with the blue eyes and the other with the blond hair lay lifeless at there killers feet. She did much more than kill and torture. She was going to put them in her song box were there souls would go. "Goodbye!" She sang dancing around her possessions. If she could kill the next Chosen one before another two were picked she would rule the world. There was no stopping.

{For those who HATE student/teacher stories, TRY THIS ONE ANYWAYS. I dare you to read it and say it was a waste of time} Alice 'Ace' Spade had fled her horrible foster family by the time she was sixteen and found a way to survive by dancing in a sleazy strip club. One night a man named Malcolm is brought in by his friends and Ace and Mal hit it off. Until the cops crash the club and discover that Ace is only seventeen and a runaway. They force her back to school and back to the foster family that abused her. Her only solace is that Malcolm is now her teacher and sometimes protector. But what happens when they still have powerful chemistry and a growing affection towards each other?