They were shinobi: machines trained from childhood to kill or be killed. They were experienced soldiers; tools even. And that's why you can't blame them for being idiots in everything else. (A collection of short related chapters) "I KNEW it! I knew you had the hots for her!" "I've seen cooked fish before. That's charcoal. I'm sorry that you're culinarily disabled." "And you're surprised that your son gets a heart attack when you leave your arm in the living room." "I don't care! We're watching the entire fourth season of Kunoichi Diaries and you're going to learn whether you like it or not!" :: Cover By: Cosmo_Cat924

"He chose your fate. You have to take over his job. His village. His place in the world. This is the life you have to live. So, what do you say? Do you accept the position as Orochimaru's successor?" When Kabuto manages to convince Haruno Sakura to become the Shodai Otokage, she finds out that this might be the best decision she's ever made. "Finally, I've done something right." Sequel: "Shinobi" Rewrite of: Red Skies (2013)

Naruto's never lost. Sasuke's never gotten caught. Sakura's going to keep it that way. Kakashi doesn't want to be involved. Itachi doesn't know what to say. The Third Hokage is somewhat clueless. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura want to make it very clear that they were barely at fault. Everyone else disagrees. - - - Crack treated seriously! [art by MayhW on DeviantArt - https://www.deviantart.com/mayhw/art/Naruto-Team-7-724413733 ]

Every single Sokeefe moment, from all the books, listed by book and chapter! This will also include any time Keefe embarrasses her or teases her. Basically any cute times that Sophie and Keefe interact. All writing and characters belong to Shannon Messenger. This is a collection of quotes from Keeper of the Lost Cities, Exile, Everblaze, Neverseen, Lodestar, Nightfall, and Flashback. I own nothing.

Sakura wanted to die. Sasori was fine with staying dead. But it seemed fate had other plans for them, because when they both wake up younger with blood pulsing through their veins, they had to remember how to live again. Time Travel AU Rewrite of Stumble (2013) Cover by: @SkyKnight_ BETA: @OfCloves

REQUEST ARE OPEN AGAIN! I noticed that I couldn't find the lyrics for lizz Robinett's servant of evil version so here it is! But now I am doing a variety of Lizz Robinetts songs and apparently I'm doing stuff like JubyPhonic and AmaLee.