A Draco x apple oneshot

A very complex and slightly realistic story about a boy named Draco Malfoy falling in love with an apple.

TW⚠️ SKATERBOIS😈😈😈😈 A fine hot bloke, Dobby, works at the malfoy manor as a house elf. His life is miserable until he comes across a greasy lad named Lucius💃

Dobby has always wanted clothes, but never like this. As the young house elf Dobby lives at hogwarts, He finds love with none other than the Sorting Hat itself. However, things start to get mixed up when fifth-year Harry Potter gets in the way of Dobby's feelings for the Sorting Hat. (THIS BOOK IS A JOKE ENJOY THE WEIRDNESS)

Dobby has found a new lover. But will he let his "bae"silisk Slytherin his Chamber of Secrets? Let's find out.

Dobby X reader

Voldemort and Lucius in love?