"Now you listen to me." Spider-Man spoke. "Oh I can do more than that." Replied Deadpool. "I'm absolutely sick of you." "Comprehensible." "You're the embodiment of everything I despise." "Ouch." "And you're coming with me." Wade stared at the narrowed and empty white lenses in silence for a couple moments, he was definitely glaring at him. "...are you asking me out?" • Soulmate AU • DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of the characters mentioned here, all rights go to Marvel. And NO. This isn't MCU Spider-Man. WARNING: Contains explicit language.

Peter Parker, a psychologist, insists on taking a patient everyone strongly advises against. ((Cover art used by: umikochannart on tumblr))

It was all over the school. The rumors. The stories. Peter couldn't escape it, no matter where he went he always heard the same thing. Wade Wilson started a fire in his house.

Peter Parker was born on August 15. On October 27, he was given to Jasmine Day's Boys Home. That December, Jasmine Day's Boys Home burnt down. All of the boys - including Peter - were saved thanks to two people. Those people were Anthony Edward Rogers-Stark and Steven Grant Rogers-Stark and they were in the middle of their honeymoon. Best part? They might have gotten a child out of it.

Deadpool, aka Wade Wilson, has taken many different types of jobs in his day. However, he's starting to rethink his whole "will do anything for money" motto when he gets a job from the one and only Tony Stark. Thing is, Deadpool doesn't really DO babysitting. Peter Parker does NOT need protection. He has told Tony this many times, but apparently it's not setting in. Now Tony has gotten the infamous 'Merc with a Mouth" involved in all this! Tony just wants to look out for the kid, his kid, so what if he's not as responsible as Cap? So what if he's not above getting an assassin to guard the kid? What's the worst that could happen? (Don't own the characters or the songs)

"Dammit Deadpool! I told you to stop 'unaliving' my bad guys!" "Sorry baby, he was talking too much!"

In this story, I am going to write about how they first met and maybe have some stony in it.

Deadpool is going to woo the webs off of Spidey! If only he could get the arachno-hero to take him seriously. Valentine's day is over, but romancing Spidey is a lifelong endeavor

[COMPLETED] Deadpool, a mercenary, has been assigned to kill Peter Parker. When he uses Spiderman to get closer to Peter, though, something sparks within him. He notices Spiderman and Peter Parker are awfully close... Can he get the guts to kill his lover's best friend? (BASED OFF THE COMICS. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY FAN MADE.) Hehehehe everyone close to me knows how much I love Spideypool so OF COURSE I'm gonna write a fanfic about them and hope my friends don't find it-) Highest ranks: #1 Spideypool #1 Spiderpool #2 Deadpool #7 Wadewilson #9 Peter Parker