There are somethings in your past even you can't remember... River isn't from Middle Earth. She doesn't remember what happened or how she got there. Her presence leaves confusion, not only by others but by herself as well. *I wrote this two years ago as a straight cis girl, proceed with caution* All characters and plots not from the original books are my own creation, the rest of it is owned by Tolkien not me.

You've undoubtedly heard the tale of Robin Hood, but what if I was to tell you they got it all wrong? First of all, Robin is female. {All characters other than my own belong to J. R. R. Tolkien}

Eretria would have never thought that her biggest battle would be against herself... Official sequel to Hood! {All characters other than my own belong to J. R. R. Tolkien}

What happens when two girls obsessed with Lord of the Rings suddenly find themselves in Middle Earth? Well, all hell breaks loose. Not only do they now have to help the members of the fellowship on their journey without sending the storyline spiralling off course too much, but they also have to wrestle their own demons if they ever want to find peace of mind and earn the loyalty of their new friends. Follow Alice and Karma in their wacky adventure!!!

Bless us and splash us, Precious! Is it a reader? Is it friendly? Is it polite? Does it likeses to read our book? Alright! Here we go! Follow us, Hobbitses! [[I do not own Smeagol/Gollum. I hope you enjoy!]]