A complete revamp, as I'm back into the game. Literally because oh my god splatoon took over my life. SPLATOON THREE SEPTEMBER NINTH!! Will be updating the chapters as I go along, og chap will stay up until i update it. I've been on ao3 and im writing a fic on there (are you a squid or a kid or a gay) and i THINK my writing is getting better? maybe not but who knows anymore lol - - - - - - - - - - - - so uh. updating again. man WHAT am i doing? (tags will update as I think of them, also wtf on 25 tags?? nah bro did wattpad look at sexy times with wangxian and be like "no nuh uh no FUCKING WAY") also i have a mouse that is marie from the hit game splatoon 2

Cinnamon is a normal prairie drake, a scout of the Darkmoon Pack. When she is promoted to a delta, she is honoured and astonished, fully ready to do everything she can for her pack. But new missions put her in other packs territories, where she realizes the severity of the phrases "bone pack" and "blood pack". She is convinced that there is more that her pack could do to save the sad, suffering drakes, but her matriarch won't listen to her. Through a series of events she ends up banished, forced to become an outsider, and soon she ends up caught under the claws of the worst matriarch of all...

After escaping the scientists who have been torturing them for years, a group of teens find themselves cast astray in a strange, dangerous place that used to be called the planet Earth, though hardly anymore, ever since The Falling. Know it is ruled by horrifying aliens known as scourgers and most of the world is dead. With ASDA soldiers searching for them and little time to spare, the team has to make a choice-hide away and find safety, or go straight to the source of the menace and try to shut it all down. After all, they are the only six people who'd be able to get into the hive... and defeat the scourger queen... (COVER ART NOT MINE, NEW COVER COMING SOON)

Y'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.

Vengeance. Driving, unrelenting, real. Passion. Exciting, energetic, persistent. Despair. Harrowing, heartbreaking, deafening. All three together is a scary thought. A thrilling feeling. A sad reality. That reality is mine. The day I discovered my magic is the day my parents died. The day I unleashed my power is the day I stumbled on the lies. The day I uncovered the truth is the day war raged. The day I exposed my abilities is the day my people were murdered. But the day I lost everything Is the day I found the world The day I lost everything Is the day I took control The day I lost everything Is the day I found my purpose The day I lost everything Was the beginning of a new chapter -----------

Ganondorf has a new plan, one that has been decades in the making. If he were to kidnap the Hero of Courage while young, can the hero be used to capture the Princess of Wisdom and complete the Triforce? When he kidnaps the baby, something is wrong. Now looking for art! This is based on the general LoZ plot but doesn't follow any particular game. While I use concepts, bosses, and other elements from the games, what I write will be "non-canon." As for geography, the map in my head is roughly based off of the one found in Twilight Princess. I see this as one of the games, with clean CGI scenes. I strive to describe every detail necessary, but sometimes my descriptions are lacking, or I don't know what to say when. If you ever feel that you are taken out of the story, for poor descriptions or not, please let me know. I'm ready to start working on the second draft, and the constructive criticism will help me with my professional works. For more info, see the end of the last part. Thanks!

Have you ever wondered just how bad bad can get? Apparently, you have, according to the success of my last book, How To Make a Terrible Warrior Cats Original Character. I'm honestly flattered that over a thousand people (well, reads, at least) decided my book was worth their time. So, naturally, I made a sequel. Please enjoy.

Ever wondered what the papers looked like during JALGFY, LATSSS and LTCC? Well I guess I'll do it then! JALGFY, LATSSS and LTCC is a group of stories all following the children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren of the Dragonets of Destiny. They are an amazing group of stories and you should go read them! Disclaimer: All credits to Tui T. Sutherland and @LaurenABlack. I do not own any of these characters other than the author of the newpapers (aka me/Spark the SkyWing) The newspaper is organized in days. Day 1 is in JALGFY. In parentheses, I will either put JALGFY, LATSS or LTCC. That is which book it happens in.

A series of oneshots in my JALGFY AU based on What if....? questions asked by YOU! What if Geyser never existed? What if Joy's brother survived? What if Pineapple was named Abacaxi? That's what we're here to find out.

A Møøse once bit my sister...No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"-- We apologize for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked. Møøse Trained by YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA Special Møøse Effects - OLAF PROT Møøse Costumes - SIGGI CHURCHILL Møøse choreographed by HORST PROT III Miss Taylor's Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG- The directors of the firm hired to continue the credits after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked. The credits have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute. Directed By: 40 SPECIALLY TRAINED ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS 6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS 142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS 14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS (CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA) REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON 76000 BATTERY LLAMAS FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY (Lol just kidding. Truth or Dares for the Wings of Fire characters hosted by my ocs, BOOK 3! Why are you reading this first? G0 T0 THE FIR$T B00K. You should be used to this insanity by now) -Wings of Fire belongs to the Great Tui T. Sutherland, not me, Title idea and some memes in cover from Auditore569, opening credits from the Monty Python Movie-