"your favorite patient is back." dedicated to peyton moonson, rest in paradise darling 🙏🏻

billie eilish texts the wrong number and never expects her to discover the real identity of the weirdo sending her messages.

angel monarch, a world famous poet, gets asked to help write a song with finneas o'connell and billie eilish after moving to new york. the only problem is, angel's identity is hidden. writing a song proves pretty difficult but they make it work. over the weeks angel catches feelings, but it's okay because billie is never gonna discover her real identity, right?

december, a new upcoming artist, finds out she's the opening act for billie eilish during her 'happier than ever' tour. she's so excited, practicing non stop and playing billie's song on repeat. when she steps on the flight the first night and finally meets the famous 'billie eilish', december finds out billie is nothing like she seems. she's horrible. and december learns why more and more people hate billie eilish. because eventually december hates her too.