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𝕁𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕘𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕝 𝕕𝕦𝕕𝕖!

"I will always protect you, idiot." Being half-human and half-beastman is a hard life to handle in Anima City. Too bad you were the one who that problem was thrown onto. On your beastman side you are a (favorite dog breed), thanks to your mother. Your dad is the human, but of course you, your Mom, and your younger sister had to leave him behind to get to Anima City. When you start your new adult life after getting kicked out of your house by your mother, a certain silver haired guy peeks your interest... What kind of relationship would you have with him and... could he help you see your father again? Status: Completed (Started July 4, 2020) Thank you guys for these accomplishments!: July 5- Hit 100 reads July 8- Hit 1000 reads July 16- Hit 10,000 reads August 21- Hit 50,000 reads March 14- Hit 100,000 reads BNA, it's characters, and the art don't belong to me. Only the story does! <3

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hello! i doubt anyone will be reading this anymore but i just wanted to say this was made a while ago, and looking back on it, it's really. really cringey even though it was a joke fic my humor was terrible. i am no longer associated with this kind of stuff or the title funkybxtch anymore. i wont be completely deleting this fic though or making it private just for the sake of memories and to remember how fucking weird i used to be. thats it bai LULZ