Hi! *smiles awkwardly* This is a book that delves deep into the mind of me, Blaise Croft. I will be doing stuff that I like to do when I'm bored and I'll tell you stuff and things. (As you can see I am terrible at adjectives) This is kinda like a bloggy book thing, but with the wackyness and unpredictability of a vlog channel. ok so, grab your salt and holy water, wands at the ready, mount your pegasus, Fangirls, CHARGE!!!!! *falls off pegasus* *drops salt* *spills holy water* *breaks wand* NUUUU *cri*

Cliché Percy Jackson fanfics, we all hate 'em. With that said, if you do like the clichés or you get offended by these types of books then this isn't the book for you, bye! *waves* Well, now that that's taken care of, let's go ahead and make fun of the clichés!

These are all the things I hate about Percy Jackson fanfics on Watt Pad. Comment if you have the same problems. This will also be about random fandoms. Mostly Harry Potter and Percy jackson and Narnia.

Just teeth cringing, facepalm worthy, nails on a chalkboard kinda things that I NEED to rant about. If you want humor, honesty, and a place to rant, read this book. If not, DON'T READ... It isn't like I'm forcing you to read it or anything... DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANY CHARACTERS OR ANNOYING FANFICTION IN THIS BOOK...FANS AND RICK RIORDIAN OWNS THEM ALLLLLLL!!!!