When it comes to being single, no one knew the experience better than Adudu himself. As far as he knew, every woman he's attempted to court throughout his life rejected him. So when Probe suggest blind dating, all of the sudden Adudu's checking out the suspiciously popular "soulmate-guarantee" date-matching app. When he first registered his account, things were beginning to look bright for Adudu's romantic life. "No. No. Absolutely not." So why is it that... "Oh fuck off." His first blind date ended up being his lifelong enemy, EJOJO!?

Just don't get into the bone zone, it's very bonely.. I'm sorry, I'm not very humerus. Have a Sanstastic time reading the book! You won't regret it.. Okay, maybe. These are very cringe-worthy.