Lets be real, if you clicked on this... you're a sick fuck. Or you're here for shits and giggles. I can't say anything tho, I'm the one writing it. In any case, if you have an idea comment it. Prob won't do it, but hey there's a chance. I'm considering working on this again.

HaloBlade one-shots, where HaloBlade one-shots lay undetected from the watchful eyes of non-shippers. --- Also bottom blade. --- The cover is not mine. It belongs to Sprinkle Bakes on Pinterest. ---

TechZa one-shots, where TechZa one-shots lay undetected from the watchful eyes of non-shippers. --- Also bottom blade. --- The cover is not mine. It belong to SpreePicky on Pinterest. ---

This story is not original so please read the first page! includes:Minor(not the child type) smut, Techbur (not the brother AU), gay shit, and more.

--- A Technoblade centric book. --- BottomBlade ;) --- Main ship: TechBur --- Main-side-ships: - TechZa - TechNoBlade - TechBoyHalo - TechnoChu - TechNap ... --- Side-ships: - DreamNotFound - DreamNap - PuffyChu - SkeppyHalo ... --- The cover is not mine. --- I find this on Pinterest and always forget to check from who it is. I don't save this picks I only download them so when I remember to search for the people that own this picks I can't. Sorry. ---

TechBur one-shots, where TechBur one-shots lay undetected from the watchful eyes of non-shippers. --- Also bottom blade. --- The cover is not mine. I find this on Pinterest and always forget to check from who it is. I don't save this picks I only download them so in when I remember to search for the people that own this picks I can't. Sorry. ---

COVER BY @Shuvimii A bunch of Technoblade Oneshots! Feel free to leave requests. Things I Won't Do Ships Smut No x-readers Things I Can Do Platonic Fluff Angst Platonic pairings I'll be updating this list as I go on if needed!! *Cross-posted onto ao3!*

Dreamnoblade one-shots, where dreamnoblade one-shots lay undetected from the watchful eyes of non-shippers. --- Also bottom blade. --- The cover is not mine. --- I find this on Pinterest and always forget to check from who it is. I don't save this picks I only download them so in when I remember to search for the people that own this picks I can't. Sorry. ---