when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this is a crackhead story. sorry

What happens when you meet Ben Shapiro at a Young Republicans event? Will your fantasies become a reality? Find out by reading this epic story ;)

COCK JOKE

dizzy finds herself alone... and with a big hole to fill.

dobby was a free house elf who was looking for a lover..he tryed every were..harry..rons rat...hagrid..Dumbledore, but none of them gave dobby the feeling he was looking for...until

𝐀 𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝: "𝐇𝐞𝐲! 𝐆𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐬?" 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐚𝐬: 𝑰'𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒌 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒑𝒆𝒔- A "The Duck Song" fanfiction. === {I made the cover but do not own the characters or drawings nor am I claiming to! That goes to forrestfire101 on youtube for the original animation and tornarto on tiktok for the restyled drawings!}

A book detailing the enemies to lovers love story between high school students Billy and Arthur, will include fluff and maybe 🌶;)

Courtney Craig is done with dating. Done, that is, until she goes on a weekend trip to Tampa and meets the love of her life. Unfortunately for her, the love of her life is also the love of someone else's life... her old roommate's sister's ex-boyfriend Jean-Paul. Drama ensues when both Courtney and Jean-Paul vie for the affection of their one true love... Wendy's Berry Cherry Fruit Tea.

Peppa falls down a hill and encounters a sexy beast. - - - Enjoy you weirdos