Well...this is the weirdest thing I've ever done. DISCLAIMER: SATIRE. THIS IS SATIRE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. PLEASE. ALSO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN AND THE CARS FILM ARE TRADEMARKS OF PIXAR, I DON'T OWN THEM OR ANYTHING AFFILIATED WITH THEM. Now that that's out of the way, this "fanfiction" follows the story of the reader, a lonely, quiet car who wants nothing more than for Lightning McQueen to "Ka-Chow!" his way into their heart. Will they live the fantasy of their dreams, or will their mechanical heart be crushed forever? Critics are calling it "The Next Twilight" (not really) and "The Greatest Love Story Since Pride and Prejudice" (no no no). Read Lightning McQueen X Reader, and be amazed at the great romance between Lightning...and yourself.

"𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘺 𝘮𝘢𝘯'𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥, 𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦. 𝘏𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘫𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘮𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘬, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦." If John Entwistle had an Instagram