//Discontinued// "Don't go to the Malik Mansion" They said. "The Malik Mansion is haunted. Paranormal activity fills the house." They said. "Don't go in there." They said. "All of you people are complete loons!! There's no such thing as 'Paranormal Activity'. We'll prove it." 4 stubborn dumbasses said. Need a book to satisfy your horror cliché needs? Need a laugh at a poorly written book by preteen me? Then this is the book for you!

He was the teacher... He was the class bad boy... He was Irresistible. Zayn Malik was known throughout Greater Bradford High School as the bad boy. When he’s in lessons, he barely listens, talks back to teachers and his quick temper lands him in many quarrels, with both teachers and students. Harry Styles is a young teacher. He is wracked with nerves as he starts his first day of teaching at Bradford. He was prepared to handle all kinds of students, but he wasn’t prepared for this… [Contains triggers]