The band's trip to Italy is nothing like they ever imagined. When Mia Moretti gets contracted to promote Arctic Monkey's new record deal, she follows the very strict rule not to date clients. But then again, she doesn't expect to have feelings for the cute frontman who's made the world's worst first impression, Alex Turner. IT'S A ROM-COM - In English, with a few Italian phrases - Enjoy! {nota bene: non parlo bene italiano perché ho studiato solamente per un'anno, ma per questa storia volevo usare un po' di frasi italiane... quindi mi dispiace per i miei errori e mi dici se ho sbagliato. Voglio imparare come scrivere meglio! grazie)

Philophobia Phi•lo•pho•bi•a (noun) -the fear of love or falling in love

You're just 17. What can possibly go wrong? Something you never expected happening is going to change your life and maybe that something has to do with Alex Turner, frontman of Arctic Monkeys. Yes, that 28 year old hottie.

you just needed help with paying for college. alex just wanted someone to take care of and to fuck. a website can fix that. at first, you only want one thing from each other, but what happens when strings are attached and the two of you can't let go? warning <!> contains smut and kinks

Alex Turner, frontman of Arctic Monkeys, is fine, free and on the rebound. One night at an awards show, he clashes with the lovely Lolita, lead of former up-and-coming band Fluorescent Adolescents (literally - he has the bruises to prove it). Feelings stir, the heels are off and she looks set to make his night very interesting indeed. But this girl refuses to follow the rules of being a one night stand. In a world of tours, press and paparazzi, could they ever last? You never know... [An Alex Turner/ Arctic Monkeys fanfiction]

"If it's insanity, brand me infatuated." Leah Greene doesn't think much about the trip to California with her best friend until a hotel room mixup with the Arctic Monkeys and hollywood drama chasing her tail for it. Alex doesn't think much about the next few gigs in California after his recent breakup with Arielle. But after a rather awkward meeting between him and a fan, things are going to be changed between him and the band forever. [THIS IS NOT A SEQUEL. THIS IS A BETTER VERSION OF THE ORIGINAL.] IMPORTANT NOTE I left Wattpad years ago because suddenly I had a lot more pressure from school, and looked back on this story. I cringed so fucking much, but it brought back so many memories so I wanted to completely fix it. It won't get as many reads as the original but I wanted to put this out here anyways. Better version complete with: - NEW scenes - Foreshadowing - Realistic pacing - Grammar! - Better dialogue - Imagery - A standard (past) tense - Cut filler scenes - American spelling since Leah is American (even though I'm not) - Edited storyline - No confusing POV's - Fixed plot holes - Prior research - Actual common sense Thanks for all the support!

a student. a teacher. you'd either expect a kinky love story which had no value or a relationship with no more than an ask of academic help. unfortunately that wasn't an option for anxiety ridden kimberly browne and words of velvet alex turner. trigger warning: this story contains content related to dealing with anorexia and anxiety note:// I wrote this some time ago, so if you cringe, that's alright, I do too, but it's my most well known novel on here. I wrote this while I was still learning about eating disorders, so I hope I don't offend anyone who suffers. Thank you for reading. //