Fumi lacks a lot of things. He's Taste-deaf. He's blind to most smells. He did not have the strength and culinary imagination many of the aspiring chefs in Tootsuki had. But he had experience, enough for a whole lifetime past. - Shokugeki no Souma © Saeki Shun

four teenagers and their (mostly) ooc shenanigans, brimming with crackhead energy. enjoy this book of sweet, sweet hyouka brainrot in the form of literal shitposts. _______________________ previously known as: - Hyouka Headcanons (and Stuff!) - Shenanigans with the Hyouka Gang started: 28th October 2019 completed: 27th December 2020 lower case intended. warnings: big amount of cringe. rip 2019 me for being terribly naive. _______________________ hyouka (literally 'ice cream') is a fictional novel series written by yonezawa honobu. i do not own the characters in any way. credits: PSD filter (used for cover design): 'italian summers' by bbyhyuck on DeviantArt

⚠𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆⚠ My math is ass. "𝐌𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤." "𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐝𝐚𝐝!" ~~~ 𝐀𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐰𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 3 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠; 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐏𝐬𝐲𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐜 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐧 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐛𝐨𝐲 2 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦, 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐝. (𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐰𝐚 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐨-𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐬, 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐔𝐀 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬 1-𝐀) ⚠I do not own My hero academia or The disastrous life of Saiki K⚠

Situaciones desesperadas requieren medidas desesperadas. Manuel Aguirre decide implementar un plan para ganarse el corazón de su amada luego de notar que ella no tenía ningún interés en salir con él.