big oger man wants to make love to you. for the people who never get laid, you'll find someone :) [includes smut, fluff, OnIoNs, and donkey] "i'm gonna spread you out like my personal feast" said shrek. we all want some good green dick in our life right? what happens when one day, shrek himself shows up at your door l, giving you what you've always wanted EDIT: hey so this story is just a joke, and is not meant to be taken seriously. me and my friends write this during art class

Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

Danny, Peppa and you have lots of fun.

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Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️

In a world where the two presidential candidates meet and fall in love. Each support one another and their romantic attraction blossoms into an amazing new relationship, until one day disaster hits... / THIS JS A COMPLETE JOKE AND I AM FIGHTING WITH MY FRIENDS TO SEE WHO GETS MORE CLOUT ON A WEIRD FAN FIC SO PLEASE. NDBFBDBDBDJBSSHSJSJDJD THIS MADE ME WANT TEAR OUT MY EYES BUT IT IS SO FUNNY.

Bob's new postman is hot, sexy, and wild. How will he calm his urges?

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

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this is a hot sext story about how one mistake at work causes a saxy steaming outcome between a squid and a sponge.