"You are my treasure, my reason for living, and more important than my left kidney." . . . [Classic Yandere Boy x Female Reader] Y/N is a normal high school girl. Completely normal. Her social life, studying habits, and the number of grains in her cereal bowl each morning couldn't be more average. She has no unique character traits and is more vanilla than cheap vanilla ice cream with vanilla extract on top. She makes a plain rice cake seem flavorful, but she was somehow able to get a yandere stalker to fall madly in love with her, (the jury is still out on how that happened, but they think that errors in judgment were involved and possibly psychedelic drugs.) Y/N and her friends try to discover the identity of Y/N's 'secret admirer' who keeps leaving her anonymous love notes and murdering other students every Tuesday and bi-annual national holiday. There is that one guy who literally follows Y/N everywhere at school like a lost duckling with flushed cheeks, sparkly eyes, and drool dripping off his chin, but Y/N never notices him. Why you ask? Oh, it's simple. It's because she's Y/N in a Yandere x Reader novel, and she is more oblivious than a box of rocks encased in concrete. Will Y/N discover the identity of her yandere stalker before everyone else at her high school 'mysteriously disappears'? (Of course not, she's Y/N.) Will the Yandere ever get Y/N to love him? (Not if he finds it easier to murder her friends and family than to just walk up to her and say hi.) And how is this school still open after all the fatal accidents that have occurred on campus? (The question that we all want to be answered.) ⚠WARNING⚠ even though this book is a satire, there will be a few mature themes in it including (but not limited to): -swearing -violence -mental illness -suicide -murder -manipulation -obsession -gore -and tsunderes Reader discretion is advised.

"There are two kinds of men, the conqueror and the conquest, those who eat and those who get eaten. Which kind of men are you?" . . . [Yandere Generals x Female General Reader] After a seven-year stalemate, Ilidoro the king of Luccia sent a letter to the country of Estain to the north renowned for their military prowess, begging for them to help him put an end to the stalemate and win the war. They did send aid, but not what was expected. A ruthless general by the name of Denlleonis. Y/N Denlleonis was given the task of whipping the Luccian army into shape. There was just one problem, Y/N was a woman. In Estain, women were encouraged to have martial pursuits, but the same was not true in Luccia. Will Y/N be able to lead the Luccian army to victory when the whole army, including the resident generals, think that the battlefield is no place for a woman? Of course, she will!! It was the other generals that you should be worried about. In her quest to make the army and its generals ready for war, Y/N turned the generals into vicious beasts hungering for nothing but blood. However violent and unhinged the four warlords became, there were nothing compared to the brutal and bloodthirsty woman who had become the object of their deepest desire; Esedict General Y/N Denlleonis of Estain. ⚠WARNING⚠ there will be a few mature themes in the book including (but not limited to): -warfare -barbarity -nudity -sexual references -extreme violence -mental illness -politics -murder -manipulation -obsession -gore Reader discretion is advised. ~J. C. Coltt.~

"N-No, I won't return to the sea unless I have you by my side!" . . . [Yandere Selkie x Female Reader] Y/N took a walk on the beach one night to clear her head when she found a naked man washed up on the shore. With the help of a stranger, she was able to pull the man from the surf and onto the safety of dry land, but before she could call an ambulance, the stranger took the washed-up man with him and disappeared. With the help of her friend, Y/N found the man again, only to learn that he was not a human, but a selkie. Along with teaching the selkie boy how to live on land, Y/N had one month to find his missing sealskin and return him to the ocean, or else he would die. But as the bond between Y/N and the selkie grew, even if they found his sealskin, would he want to return to the sea if it meant leaving Y/N behind? They have a month till fullmoon, and a month to decide what they will do. Will the power of their love survive the gales of life, or will the love they share cause them to drown in the depths of oblivion? ⚠WARNING⚠ there will be a few mature themes in the book including (but not limited to): -swearing -violence -witchcraft -divorce -mental illness -self-harm -murder -manipulation -obsession -gore Reader discretion is advised. ~J. C. Coltt.~ {Book Three in the J. C. Coltt. Chronicles}

"A single night can change the course of your entire life." . . . [Yandere Prince x Female Reader] Once upon a time, in the tiny kingdom of Vascini, there lived a beautiful girl by the name of Y/N Magnifico. Y/N was born into one of the five most influential families in the whole country, but as the years passed the cruelty of her father only grew. Eventually, Y/N was forced to become a maid in her own home, and serve her new stepmother, and stepsisters. Y/N had given up hope for ever escaping her wicked family, until one day, a kind and handsome stranger rescued her and brought her to the Castle Vascini. Once there she discovered that her rescuer was actually the Royal Tutor, who had been ordered to find the prince a bride in the next three months. Indebted to the man for saving her from her terrible situation, Y/N had no choice but to agree to the tutor's crazy plan to turn her into the perfect bride for the prince. But what if this plan ended up working a bit too well? Despair and hopelessness lay behind her, while trickery, danger, and obsession wait in masquerade for Y/N. Will she be able to survive this re-telling of an old fairytale and life long enough to find true love, or will something much more twisted take its place? ⚠WARNING⚠ there will be a few mature themes in the book including (but not limited to): -domestic violence and abuse -trickery -sexual references -violence -mental illness -politics -murder -manipulation -obsession -gore Reader discretion is advised. ~J. C. Coltt.~

"I went away for three years only to discover that my darling little girl has grown up into a beautiful woman." . . . [Yandere Archduke x Female Reader] Y/N was a young ragamuffin orphaned at the tender age of four, when an accident claimed the life of her mother. From then on she grew up on the streets, surviving on bread crusts, bits of cheese, and anything else she could find. Y/N now resided on the streets within the Archdiocese in which she was born. the Archdiocese of Crivell had been under the govern of the Crivell family for a very long time. currently, the Archdiocese was under the rule of one Archduke by the name of Frosino de Crivell, a mysterious and reclusive man by nature. One day, however, the Archduke decided to venture out for a little bit amongst his people, and a small street urchin crashed into him by mistake. Against his better judgment, Frosino decided to take in the young girl, and that is where all the trouble started. What was supposed to be nothing more than a simple act of kindness, as much towards his lonely housekeeper as towards little Y/N, quickly transformed into something more dire that threatened to turn the entire Archdiocese upside down. ⚠WARNING⚠ there will be a few mature themes in the book including (but not limited to): -violence -mental illness -politics -murder -manipulation -obsession -gore Reader discretion is advised. ~J. C. Coltt.~