I think lots of people have dome this but this is for my own humour WARNING COPYCANISS

Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

A collection of some of my favourite horror stories. Most taken from the Internet but some are mine

'The devil has a name and it is Kim Taehyung' Every girl wants a bad boy who would be good just for her. But what happens when you get the ultimate bad boy, Satan himself?

"B-But this is not the way. You should have asked me out. This whole kidnapping and captivating is wrong" "I don't know. I don't know what are the do's and don'ts in love. I have never been in love before. I have never felt like this before. I know the language of power and force but this thing is so alien to me. And I am sorry but I never wanted to hurt you" "But I don't love you" ......................................... Mafia Taehyung X Doctor Y/N 😚❤️

She knew he started to change when things began to go downhill. He secretly went clubbing with his friends, came home late, ditched their dates, and forgot about important events. She had bared with that for three years, yet she, being the fool she was, never believed a single thing her friends have tried to warn her about. She knew him too well. Or so she thought she did. ❝ He would never cheat, he loves me. Only me... ...right? ❞ He changed from a loyal, caring boyfriend to a clubbing-addict; a player. He ditched the dates with her for another. There was no word such as 'loyalty' in his dictionary. He was careless. Too careless. He didn't think about her feelings. He wanted to end the relationship when he began to find her 'boring'. But to his surprise, it ended early. Way too early for him to expect. ❝ I'm such a fool. How could I have been such an idiot..? I thought I didn't love you. I never expected you to end things right here, and now. Why am I the one hurt? Why am I the one crying? Shouldn't the tables be turned..? But then again, I've realized just how much of a heartless jerk I'd been. I'm sorry... ❞ (Ft. Kim Taehyung) © acupoftae 2015 ♚ first of the "The Love That Disappeared" series

"Jimin?I thought you had practice?" "What? We have the day off, silly" "But Tae said you guys had...oh i see how it is"

🔴 WARNING🔴 Contains smut and intense language and mature content. For beginners.

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ THIS IS A REVERSE HAREM BOOK! IF YOU'RE NOT INTO AN MC WITH MULTIPLE PARTNERS, DO NOT READ! BOOK TWO OUT NOW!!! Highest Rankings: #1 in Erotic Romance #1 in Blood and Gore #1 in Bloodsucker #1 in Girl Problems #1 in Adult Situations #1 in Polyamory #1 in Adult Themes #1 in Reverse Harem #1 in Island #1 in Vampire Romance #1 in Undiscovered #1 in Vampire #1 in College #1 in Adult-Content #1 in Paranormal #1 in Trilogy Eighteen-year-old Audrey Ridley grew up a foster kid, shipped around from family to family, never really having a place to call home. Until she earns a scholarship for a prestigious university on an island in the pacific northwest. Now she's making friends, flourishing in a stable environment, but there's something up with the faculty members of Lachlan University. Particularly the campus security members. They gawk at her, eyes wide and unflinching, as if she were drink of water on a scorching day. They address her with a bow, going out of their way to speak to her. But that's nothing compared to the dean's behavior. His gaze follows her every movement, he calls her queen when he thinks she isn't listening. And he's always having to run off when they have a chance to be alone together. Only when a creature sinks his teeth into her neck does Audrey begin to unravel the bloody truth; both about the denizens of Lachlan Island and herself. COVER DESIGNED BY: @laylagriffin_

"w-what are you gonna d-do?" "you" "but we are step brothers." warning ⚠️: -strong language -smut -suicidal references