THESE TWO MAKE SUCH A CUTE COUPLE 😏😏🥵🥵🥵🥺🥺🥺💞💞💞💕💕💕 [ DISCONTINUED BECAUSE OF LACK OF MOTIVATION ]

The Lorax sequel everyone's been demanding

when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this is a crackhead story. sorry

hoes burn with hElmo. don't be a hoe. Copyright 2015 © -zakijae and other cool peeps 2 years later wtf is thIS

hey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.

Trump just couldn't resist Kermit's graceful green lips.

read this ,if u darree ( this is just 4 fun lol)

DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY PLEASE EKFJSNKFJD ---------- Life is pretty boring and depressing like always, until this dude in a pink lycra suit starts screaming for hamburgers. And it steals your heart. //Pink Guy is not George. Pink Guy and George are two different characters just for the sake of this hell of a fanfic//

You can actually cook, good for you. Now you can cook in front of Gordon Ramsay. And now you're 27 with no say in this. --- You glanced over at the other contestants. They're all professionals. A sweat formed onto your face. As the food you have to cook was slowly revealed, you wondered about the challenge.

"No running in my lobby!" was a common phrase shouted by Mr. Marion Moseby, but he never thought shouting it to a tall man rushing through his lobby would find him true love.