shitpost fanfiction because of some weird omegaverse shit me and my friends saw

It's hot. So very hot.

Hellll yeah

Pepe felt alone in life. He always had sad moments, but then, one day, a certain ogre came into his life somehow, and things changed...

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married. That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to read the book. I hope you enjoy it. If you enjoyed it, send me a DM for a prize. (Historical fiction) Highest ranking: #1 in romance (don't look that up) #1 in bigshaq (omg yay, we've come so far y'all!) #232 in British #1 in bobthebuilder (Previously #2) #1 in Obama!!!! (Previously #9) #15 in donaldtrump #677 in car #49 in couples (that's not bad actually) What readers have to say: @Lemiliaz "Overall, a very swaggy book." @brrracketts "cute 〰️👄〰️" @Just_a_Stranger18 "This is the funniest thing I ever read lmao" Funny comments in this book out of context: @chalamet_loverr "yeah same I got my head cut off but I got a head transplant from a chimpanzee so I'm good now"

Angelina is a mouse. Thomas is a train. Can they ever be?

Sister Julienne ends up in Gateways..

from enemies to lovers in one debate. the magical story of the two presidents who fell in love

(ALL OF WHICH HAPPENS IN THE STORY IS FAKE! THIS IS POLITICAL HUMOR (granted it's not funny because I wrote this at 14)) Based off of the real housewives (I've never watched it) From an original American novel (I've never been to America, I'm South African)