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Infidelity Is Magic // The Hunter X Twilight Sparkle X Mordecai by H0ppin_H00ligan
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Even princesses like to go out and have fun sometimes, and twilight sparkle is no exception!! One night while twilight is out clubbing: a mysterious, bag-headed stranger catches her eye, and not just that...but she catches feelings for the strange man!!! Will she remain loyal to her husband, mordecai? Or will the curse of infidelity run it's course on the pony?
Let's Say....Hypothetically // Byakuya Togami X Ben Shapiro - Among Us AU by H0ppin_H00ligan
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⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ WARNING: THIS STORY TAKES PLACE DURING THE EVENTS OF CHAPTER 4 OF DANGANRONPA: TRIGGER HAPPY HAVOC AND THUS WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS AND MAJOR CHARACTER DEATHS!!! IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE SPOILED, PLEASE DON'T READ THIS!!!!! ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ (story synopsis under the "read more") After his goth vampire GF celestia was found to be the imposter and promptly ejected, byakuya has never felt more alone. Feeling as though there was now a void in his life that needed to be filled in one way or another....and that's when a peculiar person begins to catch his attention, one he might have had just as much in common with as his former love. When sakura is found dead and the debates begin again, things take a turn for the worse as byakuya starts to feel conflicted about this mysterious stranger.
Ogrewhelmed // Shrek X Donald Trump by H0ppin_H00ligan
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(I WAS 13 WHEN I WROTE THIS, I'M JUST REUPLOADING THE STORY ONTO WATTPAD NOW BECAUSE THIS WAS ORIGINALLY POSTED ON DANK MEME AMINO, I DON'T USE AMINO ANYMORE SO I WANT TO POST IT HERE FOR ARCHIVAL PURPOSES) (THE FOLLOWING IS THE DESCRIPTION I WROTE WHEN I FIRST MADE THE STORY) Based off the KFC dating simulator, the harry styles fanfic 'after', yandere simulator and a dumb drawing i made when i was 11, meet donald! The new student at chinchin kirikami university! There he meets shrek who he falls madly in love with, will they get together? Will donald get that sexy ogre ass? Read to find out! RIP steve harwell 💔
OBJECTS THAT SNATCHER AHIT REMINDS ME OF by H0ppin_H00ligan
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read the pecking title, loser. also this would probably be way better if you read this whole book in bruno powroznik's voice (Also the cover image isn't mine, i just found it on twitter and thought it was funny)
Tug At Your Heartstrings: A Worm On A String X Reader Fanfiction (Oneshot) by H0ppin_H00ligan
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You were a human, he was a worm....was it really meant to be? Guess so, considering you wake up one day to find a little red string tied to your wrist and who you find to be your soulmate is none other than jeffery wormington: the most popular boy in school! And what you experience next is a real TRIP ;)
If We Were A Movie: An AHIT Conductor X Thomas The Tank Engine Fanfic (Oneshot) by H0ppin_H00ligan
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It wasn't your normal day, i mean...if you were to stand on railroad tracks while blaring pecking frank sinatra in your airpods and almost die it wouldn't be normal at all! Anyways, the conductor was just vibing that day when suddenly he meets a cool train dude that's at LEAST 30 years younger than him: spoiler alert, it's thomas the pecking tank engine because if it were anyone else there won't be a story lmao
Adventures In An Arby's Parking Lot: A Deltarune Kris X Ralsei Fanfic (Oneshot) by H0ppin_H00ligan
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(I WAS VERY IGNORANT WHEN I WROTE THIS) It was just another day in the arby's parking lot, why was there an arby's in the dark world? Idk but kris and ralsei were there, when all of a sudden someone unexpected shows up with their sick skateboard tricks! But also, something more? Find out what that is in this episode of dragon ball Z!
Bad Grills Need Love Too: A Literal Grill X Boomer!reader Story (Oneshot) by H0ppin_H00ligan
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It was a normal day alike any other, well....almost. After saying homophobic shit on facebook you decide to do some grillin' when the unexpected happens, your grill can talk? AND it has a name? What happens next will surprise you!
I Don't Wanna Be In Love: A My Immortal Ebony X Britney Fanfiction (Oneshot) by H0ppin_H00ligan
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(I WAS 14 WHEN I WROTE THIS) The prom's almost here, yet another stupid preppy event that ebony would rather die than go to, all in her depressed goffik life (or death haha geddit) was normal until an unexpected someone with blonde hair and preppy clothes and everything flips it all around! It's britney!
50 layers of lasagna: an e-girl!garfield x reader fanfiction (18+) (Oneshot) by H0ppin_H00ligan
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(I WAS 13 WHEN I WROTE THIS, IT'S VERY CRINGE) you and garfield have just started dating, though, after a while she starts acting a bit different...why you ask? Find out! (This is a parody so don't take this too seriously, all art shown is drawn by me)