between moving to Plainview, having to babysit Manny and Greg Heffley and having a slight crush on Rodrick Heffley, what could go wrong? !! I do not own the diary of a wimpy kid characters, i only own the plot of this story !! ____ 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 : 𝘢𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘭 21, 2020 𝘍𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 : ____ this is also my very first story so i hope you like it ♡

❝ there's something dark hanging over my head, i'm seventeen, don't hold your breath. ❞ ⋆ ⋆ ⋆ inspired by songs about being seventeen and my endless desire for a perfect teen romance; in other words, i wrote a cliché, stereotypical, cheesy rodrick heffley x reader fanfiction because i love self-indulgence :-) © SM0KESIGNALS, 2020 (started april 19 ➢ completed september 1)

You're new in town and struggling to make friends until you meet Rodrick Heffley - loded diper's drummer and certifiable cutie. The story follows you, the reader, as you get to know and hopelessly fall in love with Rodrick, all while navigating the confusion of having to start your life anew in a place where nobody knows who you are. Will Rodrick feel the same way? And can you ever learn to trust a guy with such a womanising reputation? Updates every 1-4 weeks. Ok so I had a dream I was in a romantic relationship with Rodrick Heffley and I haven't really been able to stop thinking about it. I don't even like him that much, but dreams make you see people in a different light I guess. It also doesn't help that the lockdown is really making me crave intimacy. I've heard somewhere that these kinds of stories are a safe space for exploring your desires so here we go. Also, this is not going to be a smut fic because I might be asexual and that stuff just doesn't do it for me, sorry horny people.