Piss and shit

Idk just crack lol

Field Trip || DNF

Two teachers at WHS, George and Dream--Mr. NotFound and Mr. Wastaken--have trouble navigating their feelings for one another which, inevitably, mixes(and messes) with their work life. !! There is no smut in this, but sexual themes are slightly implied !! Decided to add this: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 262K READS<33 Thi...

𝙏𝙚𝙭𝙩𝙗𝙤𝙤𝙠 || 𝙆𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙉𝙖𝙥

"Sapnap," "Yes Karl?" "Thank you," ~ Karl never was popular at school, constantly being harassed by jerks and having friend troubles. When Karl's textbook were he wrote down everything was ruined, and when his strong relationship with Alex is deteriorating. Karl is forced into socially uncomfortable situations. Especi...

Sleepy Bois Inc Zombie Apocalypse AU

In which Phil and his three kids have to find a way to survive in this new found world filled with zombies and even worse horrors found at every turn. "We're finally free." - Anonymous (all of you adding this story to your reading lists.. oh my god-)

passerine

"I understand. You heard the place you loved was in trouble, so you came back, but I don't-I just-why didn't you take me?" Here it was, at last. Catharsis, or something close to it. "I would have hunted them down with you, Philza, the people who did that to your town. I would have given you your vengeance on a silver...

𝐈𝐊𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐈. 彡╹彡𝗞𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗡𝗔𝗣𝗜𝗧𝗬

╭꒷꒦ ﹟▒ً﹒꒷꒦︶︶︶꒷︶꒷︶︶˚˖ ✦ ║ ﾟ⊹ ͘ ➯ 𝙏𝙚𝙣𝙖𝙘𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨 （♡） 𝙉𝙤𝙪𝙣 ୨ ﾟ︶꒷︶꒷꒦︶꒷︶︶꒷꒦꒷︶ ॱ ̟ ︶꒷꒦︶꒷ ║ ̟ ॱ 𝙏𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙖 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙢 𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜; 𝙘𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙧 𝙖𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙘𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙮. ╰꒷꒦ ﹟▒ً﹒꒷꒦︶︶︶꒷︶꒷︶︶˚˖ ✦ ⁺ . ⬫ ⊹ . ⁺ ⨯ · ༝ ₊ ⬫ ✄ ❝Tenacious bitch.❝ ...

𝐀 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐒 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄 ?! ranboo

・ ╭・𝐀 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐒 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄 ?! ╭╯ranboo x fem!oc . . . ╰﹕❝ 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌. where's my quill? ❞ in which, a quill brings two people together, despite all the things its been through. ─────────── completed: 02.24.21 ...

rooftops

༄ Dream is the lead guitarist in a band, George is just a boy who happens to be the one Dream falls for. Little does George know this isn't the first time he's ever encountered the man he will slowly come to love. - tws/cws at the start of each chapter !! :)

mcyt || oneshots

* I DID NOT MAKE THE COVER, DRAWING IS BY @//soupsuxz ON TWITTER * mcyt oneshots with mostly dream smp people!! hope you enjoy :) i do take suggestions so feel free to dm or comment a suggestion!

Dreamwastaken Imagines/Oneshots

Imagines of dream... These are Female Reader x Dream :) If you have ideas or requests, pm me and I can attempt them! Nsfw can be included, but probably not often!

Ranboo Imagines

Ranboo x Female Reader Imagines of Ranboo, our beloved! NO NSFW, you nasty mfs. If you have ideas or requests, just pm me! :)

Karlnapity oneshots

Basically the title, I won't be writing any smut tho. Sorry for any spelling/grammar mistakes English is not my first language and I'm dyslexic.

Quackity Imagines

Imagines about the one and only, Quackity! I'm not taking requests but if you have any ideas on something I should write, private message me and I'll consider it:) These are Quackity x female reader! :)

Karlnapity Oneshots

I love them so much so I write fanfiction ✍️ (mature because there will possibly be smut, drugs, or other triggering things in the story)

"skate for me"//karlnapity

Please read this important message!-korilol

:˚♡KARLNAPITY ONESHOTS! ˚ˑؘ

lol uh- Myct- karl, Quackity and Sapnap just know that I ship them out of Canon and jokes. I don't ship them seriously, I just like to joke about the ship or just follow with the Canon Ship.

karlnapity oneshots

just fluff maybe angst I could try smut if u request it but I fr can't write it for the life of me

Sapnap Imagines/Oneshots

Sapnap x Female Reader Simple imagines of Sapnap Sapnap my beloved :)

Friendship Goals[✅]

⚠️⚠️THIS IS PLATONIC ⚠️⚠️ Tommy and Tubbo have an amazing friendship and people make awesome fanart. This basically me making oneshots based on fanart I find on Instagram (with full credit) There's officially 166 chapter up, please also comment suggestions! Cover by @dos_tres on wattpad and @/soap.washere on Instagr...

...{karlnapity}...

HIIIIIII my writing sucks so just a warning Story includes: Kink talk, smut (lemon/lime) fluff and some angst. The ship is restricted to PERSONAS ONLY. I'm not trying to get cancelled on Twitter. And with much love Krissy 💕 (AND ALEX ILYSM YOU ARE THE BEST /p)

Minecraft Youtuber Stories

Come get your food Sapnap x Quackity x Karl shippers Lots of angst because I'm like that After I'm done with the main story I'll make another book taking ship requests!

Is This Real?

Karl Jacobs and Sapnap have just been engaged and are happier than ever, while preparing for the wedding and building their new home for when they wed Karl starts to get closer to fellow smp member Quackity. As the excitement of their engagement starts to wear off Karl becomes lonely and sad but Quackity is there. He...

𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 // 𝐊𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐱 𝐐𝐮𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐲 (Smut?)

Alex lays on his bed; It's the dead of night and he's slowly scrolling through his twitter feed. Bored, he was considering turning off the slightly dim light next to him and go to sleep on his well made, plain white bed. Moments later, he finds he got a message from Karl, his best friend. He smiled at the screen and w...

Chilling in Cedar Rapids

KarlxQuackity

Karl Jacobs Imagines/Oneshots

Imagines about the boi, Karl. Feel free to DM me any ideas you have!! <3 These are female Reader x Karl :)

Heat Waves by tbhyourelame.

PLEASE do not report this. the original creator is tbhyourelame. This is a copy from a03. If you want to read more and dont want to wait for me to publish more chapters, please register an a03 account :) credits to the author: tbhyourelame. I WILL DELETE THIS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ Summary Dream has always held a gentle admiratio...

Backstage •KarlNap•

Karl had always been a fan of Sleepyboys Inc. He went on a discord server for fans and found out about a new band; Dreamteam. The Lead singer Dream, the guitarist Georgenotfound and the rapper/back up singer and drummer Sapnap. Karl decided to move to the UK and bumped into a familiar, famous face...Sapnap? •Jesus ap...

Skephalo Oneshots

this book is a joke [completed] [no inappropriate shjt, just jokes]

𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 | Karl oneshots

❝𝖸𝗈𝗎'𝗋𝖾 𝗌𝗈 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴,,❞ ------ Karl x multiple people oneshots! feel free to request! it can be anyone, unless it's a minor he's being shipped with because that's weirdchamp. Just tell me the ship and what it will be! (fluff, angst ect) :)) -- disclaimer: this is purely fiction, if karl or anyon...