! this story is a joke. it is meant to be taken lightly ! crackfic /j marauders with phones and top tier comedy [gay gay and more gay]

in which phones exist at hogwarts, and sirius black gets added to a group chat with a bunch of unknown numbers. WRONG NUMBER. | MARAUDERS ERA. marlene: guys i have back problems james: i'm so glad you've decided to bring that up sirius: yeah you sit like a fucking question mark marlene: WHAT THE FUCK ©burkhqrt 2021 marauders era texting fic originally posted on ao3 under the user pqdfoots rated mature due to cursing & sex jokes LOL

Chapter 1: An Escrow Agreement Harry Crow Author: robst The Dursleys are excruciatingly normal. They were just plain ordinary people, trying to live their orderly lives. Why should they take what they consider an abnormal freak into their home? This is so not a crossover fic. This story's first paragraph consists mainly of the wonderful words and work vovof Jo Rowling from the book that started it all. I claim only the mistakes as my own.

Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself

Voldemort never killed Harry, instead he killed his parents and kidnapped Harry to raise as his own son against Dumbledore and the light. I don't own this book. Credit goes to shopaholic1369. Just wanted to share it here. *Incomplete*

(Aka the Tomalongadingdong™ fic) It was a normal day for Harry. He woke up, made breakfast for his relatives, ate some leftovers, and went out to do the chores set for him. Then it all changed when he accidentally disturbed a snake in the grass. Please do not message me about translations. I'm not accepting them.

in which a tired draco malfoy jokingly scribbles his snapchat username onto a bathroom stall door, not foreseeing what it would lead to in the future. - harry j. potter has added you as a friend. - started: july 2017 finished: november 2019 33k words

When Harry returns to Hogwarts after the battle, everything has changed. Houses have been abolished and relationships have ended. Mandatory therapy is required alongside their normal classes. Everyone has changed... including Draco Malfoy. Once arrogant and haughty, he's now a shell of his former self. If anyone can get through to him it's Harry, who feels more alone than ever. But does he want to? I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER OR ANY CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY.

BOOK ONE (years 1-8) Slytherin!Harry What would have happened if Harry Potter had accepted Draco Malfoy's friend request? Would things be different? Would Harry's attitude change? Is this description getting too long? Read and find out. Drarry: Yaoi (boyxboy) •warnings about extreme content will be posted All rights to J.K Rowling