Ok so basically there's Kim Jong un , Donald trump and Boris Johnson who are all fucking secretly while being married to one of the @realbitches And disaster and fights are going on in there countries and they love eachother too much to let go ...

Boris Johnson becomes a Stripper. Yeah, that's basically it.

One day ur shopping at TESCO and then u run into the one and only Boris Johnson.

sexy story about sir Ben Harmon and his juicy ass. Also his side chick constance. Plot twist: *Spoiler Alert* they all get into a relationship with Travis. (Travis POV)

not hentai

18+ Carl Wheezer sexy smut!!!!! only for mature readers!!!!

In which a loaf of bread falls in love with a human Started: I can't remember lol Finished: 22/02/19

owo duolingo bird gets obsessed with you because you missed your french lesson

O shit waddup

Don't forget you daily lesson!- you never know what the Duolingo owl will do next~ Duolingo can't guarantee you love, but it can guarantee that if you practice for at least ten minutes a day, you can learn a new language! Just, don't forget to practice! ...please