Inanimate Insanity Preschool is an ask-blog/story about the wacky misadventures and stories from the contestants of Inanimate Insanity (and other objects shows) but they're little kids and the hosts are the teachers of the Inanimate Insanity Class! (Redone version of my old book! Asks are closed for now).

I write when I'm bored or If a god damn mosquito keeps me up at night.

ii taco somehow made her way to the bfb ground, and they took care of her. maybe this is a chance to restart and make a new. this could be her second chance.... ii taco angst Humanized*characters are not min* Bad grammar

PLEASE READ: -A little bit of context: In my hc/au, puffballs are a main species, rather than just an individual object. They are more animalistic/feral than most objects, and will be portrayed as such. -Follows the life story of Puffball, from when Fries found her as a lonely orphan to her rearing children of her own. Takes throughout the series. -May contain violence, swearing, referenced "animal" abuse, and crude subjects/humor.

The art is drawn by me! ----------------- Humans are a rare oddity in the object world, you're either like David or Dora. That is, of course, until a portal spilts open into the human world and drags you in! Because most object have never seen a human like you before, you instantly catch several eyes. ----------------- Requests are accepted! Just read the rules before you do! c: And I'm going to make most of the oneshots gender neutral, but if there is a particular fic you want specific pronouns for, I'm happy to oblige! c:

Warning: slow updates are being pushed onto this book- I'm sorry about that oof A diverse group of children, all are which classified as the "abnormal" due to their superhuman abilities, are offered a home at a mansion from a mysterious figure. Little did they know, it was going to change their view in life entirely. Who's to know what will happen then? Will have cursing and mature themes. A.N: This book hit #1 in ii2 so many times it's uncountable- THANK YOU EVERYBODY!!!! ;-; AND IT ALSO HIT #1 IN ii- I- All characters mentioned in here belong to AnimationEpic. I own nothing except the story. Alright, hope you enjoy! (Cover art belongs to me and it's old as heck)

( Slight AU, written before iii 8-9 ) Cabby's been having strange dreams lately. After her elimination, she was lost. She didn't know if she even deserved another chance. At the hotel, she wasn't able to really connect with anyone. Of course, she never let her emotions show that. Finally, one night, she awakes from yet another strange dream...only to find that it may not have been a dream at all.

WARNING !!! This is a comic with images that depict gore and blood!!! Test Tube decides her Yin-Yang experiment wasn't enough for her Her experiments with chemicals and solutions aren't enough either. So she decides to try something new And her "friends" are the perfect subjects.

I'm back at it with a newer version of my old Object Oneshot book!

//TW WARNING: Gore + Angst// Nobody knows why they are there. They only think they're going crazy. When new people are introduced, secrets begin to unravel. They realize they aren't crazy. They're different. They're Mental. . . . (ATTENTION: I in no way disrespect anyone with these disorders. This is a *book*, and I am not shaming people that are different. I believe we should all love each other the way we are, so please keep that in mind while you read this book! Thank you!) ~The Author